I went to see Paul Oakenfold at Cheltenham Townhall last week. It was called the Masquerade Ball, no one told me you had to dress up. I thought it would be empty, but it wasn’t and was good fun—loads of birds dressed up nicely with masks on. Oakie played all of the old bangers and it was finished by 11 pm. Two birds asked me to come to an afters with them, I told them “No thanks I have seen Eyes Wide Shut” and left. Them retro nights can be quite fun.
