Think I’d rather die than live in New Zealand.
The Climate Change Thread
The GREAT British roast under threat -
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Aah it’s just clean living there all day every day. Those fuckers will be there years after everyone else has made themselves extinct. The air, the food, the space. Second to none. In a few years it will become highly desirable as people realise they’ve fucked their own habitat and start seeking somewhere else to ruin. We are in the process of considering an investment property there based on that.
Smallman1 Think I’d rather die than live in New Zealand.
Well thats funny because I’d prefer you to do that too.
A friend of mine married a French guy, who said he figured Finland will do ok with climate change when compared to lot of other countries. They live here now. I somehow avoided asking the guestion that did he pursue a Finnish woman just because of that.
Cankles-McJeggings
True. On balance I do have an old customer who moved over there after the big earthquake to help rebuild homes etc as he’s a carpenter. They moved back home after a year as his wife hated it.
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Yeh it’s no different than Oz in that respect. You can handle the distance to back home and the culture change or you can’t. There’s many who fail to relocate. We would have left in 2008 if it wasn’t for the GFC. We both had jobs on Gibraltar and had a house on mainland Spain all sorted.
Might be a bit different when it’s impossible to live back home though.
Oh it’s beautiful, so clean, the air is so fresh, the great outdoors etc etc.
Yeah, it’s also fucking boring.
That’s because you haven’t got children, Edwand.
Being sodomised by other men week in week out would be boring I imagine 
Tories would be selling that bridge for scrap
Old-Dutch Lollers, you’re not wrong. They’d be selling it and telling you that it’s only due to the ‘good climate change’ that they can maximise these profits, and as Lizz has just told us, ‘profits’ are not evil. Drought, not evil. Plague, not evil. Famine, not evil. War, not evil. Death, not evil. They’ll fuckin spin anything and everything as long as you don’t look behind the curtain.
Smallman1 that’s from 2008.
Thank god the climate change situation has improved dramatically since then!
More skills!
All this warm weather… are we going to see an explosion in dogging in Britain? And by explosion, I mean like a massive facial, obviously.
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Amps All this warm weather… are we going to see an explosion in dogging in Britain?
As long as they don’t get locked in the cars they should be OK
Back to dogging, who’s a ‘jump right in’ kinda guy and who’s more ‘watch & wank’?
And for fucks sake, nobody let Alistair near the car stereo!
Mad_Cyril And for fucks sake, nobody let Alistair near the car stereo!
On reflection, dogging is a prime time Tory sport… It’s seedy as fuck, they’d never admit to it, it takes place in the countryside, they can roll up in their twat panzers, loads of space in the back, Hunter wellies de rigueur garb, all whilst fucking over someone less privileged.
9 days later
Excellent news for the old air quality:
Amps Excellent news for the old air quality:
The bastards cancelled my return flight from Ibiza.
Invite en route!
23 days later
So, just to recap, that’s :
- Sulphur dioxide, which can cause respiratory illness
- An extra 175,000 tons of co2 each year, with no guarantee of success
Difficult to see what could possibly do wrong with this plan…
Baldrick imo
Plenty of meteor farts the other night.
The death of cars: