‘I, myself, after a routine stool test…’

This sentence can never end well.

Lol “I am me.” Imagine being stuck between her and Paltrow in the kitchen at the afters….anyone else want a shot of bleach?

    HOW COME I ATE HEALTHY AND EXERCISED BUT MY BODY STILL LET ME DOWN?

    Great question tbf.

    Fair play to her, there are enough mugs out there that lap this shit up and prepared to pay her top dollar for it, so easy money.
    One of her programs she charges a grand to go to someone’s house organise their cupboards, make some healthy food and take them shopping for healthy food. Mental! They may get a signed copy of Dark Drums, so not all bad I guess

    Re: Come Dine With Me - I always get confused with the episode with Lawler’s missus and the one with the bird that fucked it all off & went to sleep up stairs in the middle of making her own meal, while all her guests were down stairs because she was so hungover from being out the night before. The absolute legend

    LT42 well you could suggest breaking bread with Gwyn first

    What did Kompakt do to make the list? Gutted!

      Amps
      Good point. What have they done before i torch my Kompakt T-shirt

      Has anyone got a link to this come dine with Steve episode? 😆