Hursty Hursty, topping this group is absolutely no achievement whatsoever.
Don’t forget my incredible stat about the Euros - England have only ever won one single knock-out game ever. In a penalty shoot-out at home 25 years ago.
Scotland are relatively shit - it’s what happens when you try and compete with a population of 5.4m versus 56m. At least I’m prepared to accept where we are in the pecking order.