Picture the scene, Sydney in 1999.
I’m absolutely ledging it on a night out before realising that the last ferry for Mosman is leaving soon.
I head down to the ferry terminal with 5 mins to spare and see a Maccas.
I pile in and order a quarter pounder SANS cheese, get it and just make the ferry.
I head up to the top deck, harbour bridge and Opera house looking resplendent and think ‘fucking hell it is good to be alive.’
Open up the box to steam into the burger and to my absolute horror, the cunts have only put cheese in it, had to bin the fucker toot sweet.
I know what you’re thinking - Terrific story!
