Timmy Strumpet is apparently known for playing the trumpet over David Guetta tracks.

All in.

    Guetta I can get behind, he cured racism didn’t he, so that’s an all time pass.

    The rest looks like a list of who’s bestest at Instagram, except for Carl Cox, who’s clearly benefited from diversifying his portfolio into the Crocks game

    SM001
    Agreed, Chain Smokers aren’t even smoking and Claptone has blu-tacced a dildo to his face

      jonattonyeah there’s a guy on there actually called ‘Mr. Pig’ ?!?!

      It’s good to see Nina up there, and I also think Amelie Lens is pretty good as far as big-room techno goes, but Charlotte de Witte continuing to be the highest placed “techno” DJ on there is just baffling; pretty much every set and tune I’ve heard from her is just dull, dull, dull.

        There was a time when DJs fell over themselves trying to get for votes in this poll. No anyone with any integrity should be embarrassed to be associated with it

          Old-Dutch that’s partly true, but still, the more proper techno/house/prog whatever DJs on there instead of the mostly EDM bollocks giving DJing and electronic music a bad rep the better.

            fatboy slim ahead of diggers. fucking lol to that.

            hugopal Is it Charlotte or Nina that can barely mix? I always forget.

              alistair was expecting a face scrape when bambino shone the torch in his face

                I notice the video cuts just as Cujo comes into shot and grabs him round the neck and throws him round like a rag doll.

                  Phil-McRackin I notice the video cuts just as Cujo comes into shot and grabs him round the neck and throws him round like a rag doll.

                  Lol!

                    Sad news everyone.

                    I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing another girl named Claire Lee.

                    But the good news is that I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone.