Sad news everyone.

I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing another girl named Claire Lee.

But the good news is that I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone.

    When it comes to tennis the Aussies really know how to return a Serb.

    Smallman1 You need to put this in your Top Top Jokes thread, mate. Keep the good stuff in here, please.

      Hannu will be banging is head with glee that Finland have the most bands

      LT42 lol. I’m calling it now. Toby Maguire is a nonce. Thank me later. Cheers

        He was certainly the inspiration for Michael Cera’s character in Molly’s Game.

        I enjoyed Pleasantville but I also saw it on ecstasy. Same with Armageddon. SPOILER ALERT when Bruce Willis closed the door I got emotional.

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        Mad_Cyril did Lizzy give Rashy a necklace from her collection when he collected his MBE or summin? Sort it out Marcus you melt!

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