To be fair though, Zackster has a point.

Here’s a classic that contains the lines:
“I used to run man down in my Nikes, now I just do it in my Pumas” (lol. wat?)
and “See the car dash like Kimberley” (geddit?)

Another classic…
“I’ll strip off your underwear cause I’m the undertaker”
“People call me Romeo, you can call me Ro”

"I get randy
Do you know what handy?
A little glass of brandy"

So I won spacker of 2020 yet dave edna ever-reg just rolled out those 3 videos without the slightest hint of irony. Lol. I think some of my brain just farted out my ear…

    bosstrabs Embrace the spackerness

    Set that to Mike Koglin’s Enjoy The Silence

      -si- So I won spacker of 2020

      Not sure thats true our kid.

      The JC Bantomime Horse had three award threads going between them, all tanked.

      Time for them to be put down!

        If MC and Si are the future of message board bants we’re all doomed.

        Haha, saw this today and made me chuckle. That must have been a crazy couple of weeks with a massive bag of bolivian

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        Along_the_Wire

        Aye, ok, calm down, graham. Thanks, begrudgingly.

        Thank you, amps.

        Apologies for not knowing the gossip pages, gentlemen.

          Courtney Love? Her who used to be married to BERK Cobain?

          Amps is that Exorcist story from a Dave Trott book?

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            Smallman1 No idea, just something I saw on Twitter, reminded me of the similar joke form the Beastie Boys book.

              LOL. I still can’t get over those utter cunts. I’ll bet they’ve been trying like fuck to become Influencers

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              Dan
              Only playa’s have pinball machines in their gaffs

                Instagram didn’t exist, so he turned his walls into the next best thing.

                Two wives managed to wrangle a girls night out from their husbands and went out on the piss.
                On the way home that night they both needed a piss and decided to take a detour through a graveyard.
                After relieving themselves one used her panties to clean up as there was nothing else close by, the other one being hammered drunk reached for a wreath and wiped herself with that. They both wobbled home.
                Next morning one of the husbands rang his mate as soon as he was up out of bed.

                “That’s the last time those two go out together again, mine came home with no panties.”

                “You think that’s bad, mine came home with a card stuck in her crack that said, from all the lads at the firestation, we’ll never forget you.”

                Not big on novelty house items, but:

                And Daft Punk/French house is nauseating drivel

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                  Smallman1 I dunno, if you could order a Sunburn one, or R&S, WARP, F Com, Sounds Good or the like, could look okay in a home studio.

                      seanc80 Not gonna lie, I like Homework a fair bit. Some good noisy techno on there.

                          I need, not want, need a Renaissance rug.

                            Amps In other news, I was just checking that Sounds Good was the label I was thinking of, checked my vinyl, and found an old copy of Razzle in with them. Winner.