Funny jokes and pics thread

Amps I went to see Geoff Capes and a bunch of other nutters pull trucks around a running track when I was about 7.

My old nan, bless her, gave Capes a dressing down because he was signing autographs and when it came to my turn, he’d decided he’d had enough and sauntered off towards the changing rooms or whatever.

Imagine the scene: brick-shaped Irish granny marching up to him to give him a bollocking until he obliged and signed my programme.

bosstrabs Skills on your nan, like her style!

Lol. Fuck you Capes!

bosstrabs My old nan, bless her, gave Capes a dressing down

Misread that as ‘dressing gown’ and thought that was a pretty weird way to play things…

Don’t think Zackster’s quite got the ‘funny’ part of this thread.

mono-stereo LOL

Brilliant

FAO @zackster Apparently the CIA are still at it, even editing your sitcom scripts…

Amps lol holy shit, how am I only just seeing this?!

zackster Mad init. This one might be better though (as seen in the comments), absolutely smashing home the ‘rugged individualism’ message, for fear of anyone ever starting a union, or helping another human being in any way shape or form.

Allen and Foster are glowing with pride in Valhalla.

zackster Correct.

Sweaty palms crew.

bosstrabs Dave’s nan spotted on the internets.

Purchased!

Nice quiet pint with Ed:

zackster Another one for you… fairly sure it’s a bloke in a suit, again, probably from Jim Henson’s nightmares.

Amps

Nails

Amps a complete monster. Straight out of the Dark Crystal.

I assume in Dubman’s video, they had to do it with a little one, as the five footers just eat you whole?

zackster I have to keep watching the video and then remind myself its real.

Some moody shit on your band members of how long?

jonattonyeah What are you blathering on about today, Mongspurter?

bosstrabs

I was quite drunk for a Monday, Dave. I get Monday’s off now. Which is nice.