A customer asks, '‘ in what aisle could i find Irish Sausage’‘ the assistant replies ’‘ Are you Irish’‘. The guy, clearly offended, says ’'yes i am. But can i ask you something? If i was to have asked for Italian Sausage would you ask if i was Italian? Or if i asked for Kosher Hot Dogs would you ask if i was Jewish? Or if i asked for tacos would you ask if i was Mexican?
The Assistant says’‘ No probably not’'
'‘ Why did you ask if i was Irish then?’'
'‘ Because your in Halfords’'
