How Clean is Your Housecat

Felix Da Housecat gatecrashes the afters and consumes 2 grams of catnip before insulting the host whislt pawing into a jar of her mayonnaise. He takes a piss in the middle of the room before retiring to the corner to lick his arsehole in full view of the horrified revellers, who think they’ve been spiked with acid

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Despite turning up at the afters empty-handed, Alex P and Brandon Block hoover up every morsel of narcotics in sight before embarking in an epic fist-fight over who gets the last line on the kitchen counter.

    Super-Jarg-Ket Creep

    Eric Morillo throws an all back to his afterparty at his Miami mansion. Dresscode pool party. He only invites women. Bill Cosby makes a cameo appearance as himself.

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      The KrypTong Factor

      Pete Tong hosts, with superstar DJs from across the globe competing in a series of rounds testing their physical stamina and mental attributes.
      Needless to say that with most of them the wrong side of 50 and years of drug abuse behind them, hilarity ensues.
      The assult course round is already lining up to be a classic with the likes of Anthony Pappa, Carl Cox and DJ Sneak headlining (listen out for plenty of “It’s all gone a bit Pete Tong for…” quotes in the commentary).

      Tongy drops a “We continue….” after every round. Obvs.

      Millsy ‘Lionel Blair is paralysed, mid-mince’

      The greatest YouTube comment of all time!

        IANdrewDiceClay
        IANdrewDiceClay
        6 years ago
        Lionel Blair is paralyzed in mid-mince.

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        The more times you watch it the funnier it gets. This comment made me laugh

        Lionel Blair’s reaction after the tumble is of a man trying to work out where a strange rattling noise in house pipes is coming from.

          mono-stereo The more times you watch it the funnier it gets. This comment made me laugh

          Lionel Blair’s reaction after the tumble is of a man trying to work out where a strange rattling noise in house pipes is coming from.

          Lol, class!

            Old-Dutch lol, watch the way Blair is listening for something with his finger in the air.

              6 months later

              Phil-McRackin In 1998, I saw Steve Coogan at Cliffs Pavillion in Southend. I was there shouting with everyone else “Come back on, Steve, and carry on being funny!”

                  Dan I was stood next to Shakin’ Stevens at the same gig and he said at the end of it “Lovely stuff!”

                    If anyone can source Shakin’ Stevens’ ‘So near to Christmas’ video, you might recognise someone in it.

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                      Alvin Stardust!

                      OLB coming in at the 2 minute 55 second mark!

                      Carl Cox’s Meat Box 🍖 🥩

                      Coxy is hoisted into a large steal crate which is then filled up to the brim with cooked meats, shanks, BK Whoppers etc.

                      His task is to break out of the box by simply eating his way out of it.

                      TALL PAULS

                      International deejay, tall paul, travels internationally to meet other Pauls over 190cm in height.

                      Pilot show only, series one to be confirmed.

                      PETE’S TONGS

                      International radio star and deejay, Pete Tong, talks up through the various sets of hair tongs he has bought for loved ones, past and present.

                      KutSKI Sunday

                      Every Sunday DJ Kutski is bolted to pair of ski’s and pushed off a different mountain. 5 different pens at the bottom labelled 1-5. People are encouraged to bet on which one he rolls into after bouncing off the rocks on the way down.