Zacholas Witchell the jc Royal correspondent. God bless you, zacholas.

Can’t wait to see the deep fake for this year’s speech

Would anyone even notice if the old bag had popped off? The royals have always been a disappointment. Ugly as fuck and cheap as shit. They look like fuckin Aldi’s shelf stackers

    BlainSA Well, seeing as we’ve given the scrounging, dole scum millions in benefits, the least they could do is stop fucking kids.

    Like a cancer, Flares creeps in with his tedious fucking cuntage. A pitiful failure of a man.

    • LT42 replied to this.

      Along_the_Wire has more of a whiff of Ian tbf, or someone enamoured by that kind of posting, which means it could easily be Flares as he wanted to be Ian. What a pair of cunts.

      Council-Juice Well, well, well, the world’s most boring pedo defence force have arrived

      Hey leave me out of this.

      2 months later

      Can we just fast forward to the official 45 President of The United States letterhead statement?

      From the desk of the 45th President of The United States, Donald J Trump

      I am deeply saddened by the passing of my great friend and The Queen of England, Elizabeth II. As far as queens go, she was really one of the very best. And I would know, believe me! Based on The Crown I thought she would be a little bit prettier, maybe, but anyway, listen! We are doing great things in 2022. Trump is coming back to the White House. The Wuhan Flu, which Joe is doing terribly with by the way, has been completely obliterated by The Trump Vaccine. If only Queen Elizabeth had access to my tremendous vaccine she would still be here today, even stronger than she was before maybe, I don’t know. Anyway, it is meatloaf night at Mar A Lago, and our membership window is currently open. Come see what everyone is talking about!

      Heart felt condolences from myself and Melania,
      Donald J Trump

        Think he is talking about the entree, mate!

        zackster From the desk of the 45th President of The United States, Donald J Trump

        I am deeply saddened by the passing of my great friend and The Queen of England, Elizabeth II. As far as queens go, she was really one of the very best. And I would know, believe me! Based on The Crown I thought she would be a little bit prettier, maybe, but anyway, listen! We are doing great things in 2022. Trump is coming back to the White House. The Wuhan Flu, which Joe is doing terribly with by the way, has been completely obliterated by The Trump Vaccine. If only Queen Elizabeth had access to my tremendous vaccine she would still be here today, even stronger than she was before maybe, I don’t know. Anyway, it is meatloaf night at Mar A Lago, and our membership window is currently open. Come see what everyone is talking about!

        Heart felt condolences from myself and Melania,
        Donald J Trump

        Gen lol!

        4 days later
        5 days later

        I despise the royal family as much as the next man, but I hope the rona doesn’t take the Queen before the double bank holiday in June. It would be a right cunt if that got cancelled

        Lol. Granto saying what we’re all thinking

        Charles passing on the Rona intentionally? Wanting to get to the throne sooner?

        🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 that this somehow results in King Andrew.