Queen Elizabeth DEAD
Zacholas Witchell the jc Royal correspondent. God bless you, zacholas.
- Edited
Can’t wait to see the deep fake for this year’s speech
Would anyone even notice if the old bag had popped off? The royals have always been a disappointment. Ugly as fuck and cheap as shit. They look like fuckin Aldi’s shelf stackers
They should just name Andy god emperor
Council-Juice The royals have always been a disappointment
What are you expecting from them?
zackster This would be great news for UK PLC. Let’s hope it happens.
BlainSA Well, seeing as we’ve given the scrounging, dole scum millions in benefits, the least they could do is stop fucking kids.
Like a cancer, Flares creeps in with his tedious fucking cuntage. A pitiful failure of a man.
He literally should be!
Along_the_Wire has more of a whiff of Ian tbf, or someone enamoured by that kind of posting, which means it could easily be Flares as he wanted to be Ian. What a pair of cunts.
Well, well, well, the world’s most boring pedo defence force have arrived. Expected you sooner but you were probably busy buying blue hair dye
Council-Juice Why don’t you fuck off, you washed up, bullshitting piece of shit?
Council-Juice Well, well, well, the world’s most boring pedo defence force have arrived
Hey leave me out of this.
Christ, I hate Piers Morgan.
Along_the_Wire he’s an unrelenting landmine of an individual.
Can we just fast forward to the official 45 President of The United States letterhead statement?
- Edited
From the desk of the 45th President of The United States, Donald J Trump
I am deeply saddened by the passing of my great friend and The Queen of England, Elizabeth II. As far as queens go, she was really one of the very best. And I would know, believe me! Based on The Crown I thought she would be a little bit prettier, maybe, but anyway, listen! We are doing great things in 2022. Trump is coming back to the White House. The Wuhan Flu, which Joe is doing terribly with by the way, has been completely obliterated by The Trump Vaccine. If only Queen Elizabeth had access to my tremendous vaccine she would still be here today, even stronger than she was before maybe, I don’t know. Anyway, it is meatloaf night at Mar A Lago, and our membership window is currently open. Come see what everyone is talking about!
Heart felt condolences from myself and Melania,
Donald J Trump
Think he is talking about the entree, mate!
zackster From the desk of the 45th President of The United States, Donald J Trump
I am deeply saddened by the passing of my great friend and The Queen of England, Elizabeth II. As far as queens go, she was really one of the very best. And I would know, believe me! Based on The Crown I thought she would be a little bit prettier, maybe, but anyway, listen! We are doing great things in 2022. Trump is coming back to the White House. The Wuhan Flu, which Joe is doing terribly with by the way, has been completely obliterated by The Trump Vaccine. If only Queen Elizabeth had access to my tremendous vaccine she would still be here today, even stronger than she was before maybe, I don’t know. Anyway, it is meatloaf night at Mar A Lago, and our membership window is currently open. Come see what everyone is talking about!
Heart felt condolences from myself and Melania,
Donald J Trump
Gen lol!
I despise the royal family as much as the next man, but I hope the rona doesn’t take the Queen before the double bank holiday in June. It would be a right cunt if that got cancelled
Lol. Granto saying what we’re all thinking
- Edited
Charles passing on the Rona intentionally? Wanting to get to the throne sooner?
haha, ‘come on mum, give one a hug’
that this somehow results in King Andrew.
King of the Nonces
Has a nice ring to it
He has to be ahead of Harry now, in the line of succession, surly.
zackster god forbid Harry ever becomes king. Can the queen veto her offspring and draft in Donald?
ScottBailey he was like a son to her tbf