The leather faced auld cunt coughed up 12 million apparently.

zackster His coronation would be in Dagenham at a sex club called Fuckingham Palace.

    The hits just keep coming for you guys. The rogue prince pledges his sword!

    12 days later

    < Insert Monty Burns Pic Here >

    What a woman.

    95 and still going strong, even showed Covid who was boss.

    2 months later

    jonattonyeah How is that posture even possible.

    I have managed it on a load of base, except my head was also flicking from side to side repeatedly.

      Is this when the boats do flips in the river, and hundreds of workers have to sleep in the mud under London Bridge?

        If Lizzy makes it ton-up, does she write herself her own congratulations card?

        zackster Is this when the boats do flips in the river, and hundreds of workers have to sleep in the mud under London Bridge?

        Itā€™s where the rest of the world looks at GREAT Britain and thinks ā€˜kin hell, that is some place.ā€™

          9 days later

          Just when I thought I couldnā€™t hate this bitch anymore

            zackster fair play to her, she is the boss, if she doesnā€™t want garlic there then it can do one.

            Although Iā€™m guessing that was a load of shit anyway.

              Fair play to an entitled cunt? I fucking despise kingdoms. Oh but what about the tourism revenue? Fuck it

              Do love the old ā€˜tourist revenueā€™ line. Probably worked out by the sum of every single person outside Berkingham Palace x the full amount of their estimated expenses and trip to the UK including flights and accommodation

                Mad_Cyril I always spend a fortune at the souvenir shop @ Euston to be fair

                Thatā€™s because itā€™s the only tolerable place to be on Euston concourse, the other places being either Leon, where you can get a flimsy croque monsieur for Ā£7, or the bar which is full of bad northerners from places like Preston, Warrington and Carlisle coming back from taking their hideous offspring to watch Wicked!

                  zackster Sheā€™s an operating phaeton lizard, not a vampire. How many times do we need to go through this?

                    Nick Witchell getting rained on asking ā€œExactly what role Prince Andrew will play in the celebrations remains unclear, although palace officals confrim he will be placing his testicles in a dogā€™s mouth, as is traditionā€.

                    Some busy-body cunts in our street have organised a street party for the Sunday of that weekend. There wonā€™t be anywhere near to move the car to as other streets are doing it too, which will be a right pain in the arse. Worse though is that the missus wants to get involved. Terrible barney last night - Iā€™d rather be dead.

                      Along_the_Wire Our lot are doing that as well. Weā€™re at a rave in a field Friday night into Saturday. Canā€™t imagine anything worse than having to hang out with a bunch of royalist wankers at a street party on a comedown on the Sunday. Cunts.

                        Theyā€™re doing a garden party here. All very posh. Hats are obligatory.

                        Canā€™t say Iā€™m mad keen tbh.

                        It only seems five minutes since the last jubilee street parties. When were those?

                        Roads closed around my leafy manor. Forced fun as far as the eye can see. I plan to treat it as an open opportunity to get absolutely blotto.

                        Iā€™m in for a big jubilee street part here in Tooting.

                        Bunting, Union Jack flags and a knockout victoria sponge are my contributions.

                        Not forgetting the electric bants.

                        Why the Sunday?

                        Ours in on the Thursday so we can all get leathered abd have sone time off!