The 2021 JC Board Awards

Millsy

I can’t let another year slip, I just can’t. Please note, below are the final categories. Just copy/paste and add your answers Don’t add any others or it turns into a shitshow.

Funniest board member:
Board member with the worst bants:
Board member you would most want to have a pint with:
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021:
Tune of the year:
Board member mix of the year:
Pro DJ mix of the year:
Worst trabb:
Worst clobber:
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg):
Film of the year:
TV programme of the year:
Funniest post:

Smallman1

Funniest board member: Dave, Millsy, Mono
Board member with the worst bants: Easy - MC and Hugo
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: Liqui
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021: Hugo in the Covid thread, a complete disaster
Tune of the year: Oresund - Powel Remix
Board member mix of the year: Damo’s September or October
Pro DJ mix of the year: Dj Tennis at Grand Central
Worst trabb: Rhouses’ Asics!
Worst clobber: Some of the stuff Dave posts is horrific
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg): Rhouses’ Asics!
Film of the year: Haven’t seen anything decent
TV programme of the year: Only watch sport
Funniest post: Damo’s Mr Kipling joke properly made me lol!

Along_the_Wire

Funniest board member: Millsy, Mono and Sean when he can be arsed.
Board member with the worst bants: Hugo
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: JTY and Dave (not at the same time)
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021: Don’t think there’s been a big meltdown that I can remember.
Tune of the year: Rodriquez Jr “What Is Real” (Deep In the Playa Remix)
Board member mix of the year: Damo’s September
Pro DJ mix of the year: Honestly can’t think of one I’ve been interested in
Worst trabb: Ed’s Kermit trabs
Worst clobber: Dave’s flammable sportswear
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg):
Film of the year: Promising Young Woman or Nomadland
TV programme of the year: Can’t think of anything really outstanding - The Serpant? Enjoyed Succession eventually
Funniest post: it was last year, but deserves a special mention as the awards process last year was a disgrace. Millsy’s <Eastenders Music> post after Creeps revealing he was black. Makes me laugh to this very day.

Dan

Funniest board member: Mono
Board member with the worst bants: Ed….ghost writer required.
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: Sean & Dubman, Dude is always upbeat.
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021: Hugo in the Covid thread.
Tune of the year: Terr - Wings of Time (Tornado Wallace Remix)
Board member mix of the year: Really enjoying Matt’s mixes.
Pro DJ mix of the year: There all shit….with the exception of ALFOS Emergency Broadcast.
Worst trabb: Rhouses
Worst clobber: Prob Sean…
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg): Hugo in the Covid thread.
Film of the year: I enjoyed Finch & Nomadland.
TV programme of the year: Narcos Mexico
Funniest post: Mono’s Mum - regarding Mugabe & Desmond Tutu. Vintage!

seanc80

Dan ‘probably’ feels actually worse than just saying Sean. It’s like you’ve given it limited consideration due to the fact that there’s not much point in investing any more effort as there can’t be anybody worse. Thanks. Happy new year Dan

C_J

Funniest board member: Dave
Board member with the worst bants: Hugo
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: Poundwater (barkeep alumni) Grant (AA alumni)
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021: LT getting triggered by Hugo’s lengthy takedowns
Tune of the year: Steve Bug Montafon
Board member mix of the year: High on Hope / Danny Oliver
Pro DJ mix of the year: Damien Unbroken June ‘21
Worst trabb:
Worst clobber:
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg): Dave’s plantpots
Film of the year: Nomadland
TV programme of the year: Squid Game
Funniest post: Any of Wally’s re. investing

Millsy

Funniest board member: mono
Board member with the worst bants: alistair
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: Smallsy
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021: Hugo the antivax
Tune of the year: dunno
Board member mix of the year: dunno
Pro DJ mix of the year: all have been meh
Worst trabb:Rhouses sex offender Shoe Zone Asics travesties
Worst clobber: Sean
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg): Dave and the platpots
Film of the year: dunno
TV programme of the year: squid game
Funniest post: Mono’s ‘what you got there Daz? Burger.’ Still makes me lol

hugopal

Millsy Hugo the antivax

When I have posted antivax stuff?!

alistair

hugopal lockdown sceptic = antivaxxer

Amps

Funniest board member: Have a word with yourselves.
Board member with the worst bants: Any of the Tories.
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: All of you and none of you.
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021: Hugo.
Tune of the year: It’s probably Gerd Janson - Modern Romance (Dusky Remix), but may have missed a few others here.
Board member mix of the year: One of Damo’s.
Pro DJ mix of the year: Not a clue.
Worst trabb: Ed
Worst clobber: Dave / Sean
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg): Ed, every time he posts.
Film of the year: Dune.
TV programme of the year: Loki, but just for the art direction and because I can’t think of any others.
Funniest post: Mugabe & Tutu.

jonattonyeah

Funniest board member: Dave, Ed, Mono but honestly you’ve all made me laugh at one time or another
Board member with the worst bants: Myself
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: Dave, Ed, ATW
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021: I’m sure LT did something
Tune of the year: Dunno, but I like Skeleton King “Of Course, All The Time” right now
Board member mix of the year: Too many
Pro DJ mix of the year: Not enough
Worst trabb: Never looked
Worst clobber: Never looked
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg): I’ll give this to Hugo given I gave the other one to LT
Film of the year: Don’t Look Up
TV programme of the year: Suucession
Funniest post: Ed and Darren

mono-stereo

Funniest board member: Dave, Millsy
Board member with the worst bants: Hugo
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: Hugo
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021: Funky
Tune of the year: Dunno, not a vintage year for tunes imo
Board member mix of the year: Damo’s September mix
Pro DJ mix of the year: That LONE mix from sasha which didn’t contain any plodding breaks
Worst trabb: Dave
Worst clobber: Sean
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg): Ed Smallman
Film of the year: dunno
TV programme of the year: Time (Sean Bean and Stephen Graham)
Funniest post: A post by Millsy in which he insincerely asks Amps how on earth he came to stumble across a photo of some female DJ with massive tits.

hugopal

mono-stereo Board member with the worst bants: Hugo
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: Hugo

Ha, is that because you’re curious if my bants are as bad in real life?

whatever

Funniest board member: Mono/Millsy/Sean
Board member with the worst bants: Hugo. Would probably argue with his own echo and still miss the point.
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: Anyone, as long as long as there are no discussions about Covid or CD1 v CD2.
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021: Hugo on Covid thread.
Tune of the year: Heerd - Hellrot
Board member mix of the year: Don’t know. The tracklisting of Damo’s, SB’s and Dan’s mixes look good though when I get a chance to give them a listen.
Pro DJ mix of the year: Not many great options but ALFOS/Bunker/Zabiela seem like the standouts.
Worst trabb: Don’t know.
Worst clobber: Don’t know, but can imagine Ed would be prepared to stretch the acceptable boundaries of fashion to “suave the treacles”.
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg): Hugo. See above.
Film of the year: The Card Counter
TV programme of the year: Squid Game or Succession
Funniest post: MC: (referring to Ed threatening to ban me and Hugo from his afters) “Probably feel like two teenage girls not invited to Prince Andrew’s do @ Pizza Express”

Millsy

seanc80 lol. ’I’ve not seen any clobber posts, but I’m going to play the odds’. At least he’ll go for a pint with you, despite your horrific ensemble.

Dan

seanc80 I was on the Khazi whilst deliberating.

Amps

Millsy Just because your at the same table as them in the boozer, doesn’t mean you actually ‘know them’. He could be trying to sell you DVDs.

LT42

Funniest board member: Dave, Mono, Sean, Ed
Board member with the worst bants: Alistair, working his way up to the PPT daily.
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: Smalls even though I applied to the Advanced Plyometric Bantz course by DM and got no reply. Money Gone.
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021: To be forever known as “Hugo and Covid”
Tune of the year: Juan Maclean - Wipeout
Board member mix of the year: Dan’s latest for me
Pro DJ mix of the year: Powel - Playing Music to a Wall
Worst trabb: Amps/Rhouses
Worst clobber: Flares’ jacket
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg): “Hugo and Covid and Regs”
Film of the year: Dune
TV programme of the year: Squid Game
Funniest post: I forget specifics but some of Dave’s blitzkrieg takedowns of Ed deserve a special mention.

alistair

Funniest board member: Dave
 Board member with the worst bants: Amps and his constant twitter bilge  
Board member you would most want to have a pint with: Wal so I can make up for the one we missed at Fabric
The Dermot Mulligan Award for biggest Board meltdown 2021: Jonathan and LT’s pre Christmas covid contretemps was fun
 Tune of the year: Rampa - The Church
 Board member mix of the year: Dan’s last one. 
Pro DJ mix of the year: Sasha’s 8 hours at Fabric
Worst trabb: Fuck knows 
Worst clobber: Fuck knows 
The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg): Shane’s Spotify playlist 
Film of the year: The Nest
The Best TV programme of the year: Gomorrah 5 
Funniest post: 9/11 where LT reveals his full panoply of crazy, fucked up conspiracy theories

SM001

alistair The Ed Smallman Trophy (Biggest Reg): Shane’s Spotify playlist

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ScottBailey

alistair conspiracy theories

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