Anyone for tennis
Thank you sir!
She looks like she’d swallow you whole and shit you out.
First GS semi final?
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Christ women’s tennis is still dull as fuck. Think vondrousova will regret those tats when she’s a granny, they look like a Jewish prisoner of war tats the Germans did for free. Proper shite.
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Cankles-McJeggings Think vondrousova will regret those tats when she’s a granny, they look like a Jewish prisoner of war tats the Germans did for free. Proper shite.
They look like she’s been drawn on by a talentless 5 year old with a marker pen.
Billy Jean king looks like Kim Jong Il.
Could be the best final since 2008….I’d love Alcaraz to win, but Djokovic has been outstanding this year. 
Don’t really care who wins this. Both nations can fuck off really. Although Novax is an utter cunt so probably the other.
A wonderfully erudite perspective as always Derm!
Look out Andrew Castle! Dermo is breathing down your neck.
When are people going start admitting and saying regularly that Novax is the greatest of all time? If he was English it would have been ages ago.
Also the commentary is shit without Boris. Is he out yet?
Love the way the BBC were talking about how this final will be talked about for generations then asking the pundits to give their predictions which was Djokovic without any hesitation
Looks like it will be over soon enough
Mauling.
Andrew Castle commentating….. Oh, fuck off. Get some cunt on who’s won something or experience at that level ffs.
My fav 3 are Boris, Hewitt and Mac. Are any of them in this year? I’ve just got boring cunts.
Here we go…… 
The sycophantic seal clapping for the Spaniard on every winning shot is tedious. Detracts from he does actually make an amazing shot worthy of it.
If Alcaraz wins, the sport will have a proper rivalry again which it needs. Pressure starting to tell but you never write him off
My favourite part of Wimbledon is when the camera switches to the players box or the crowd, showing nameless people staring into space or fist pumping. Between every shot. Every time. Can they not just leave the camera on the court??
What a gutsy win, tremendous.
Brilliant! Especially after the first set.
I’ll eat my words, what a legend, those drop shots were fantastic!
I thought he’d get tight when serving out for the match. He’s got some serious bottle.
Fair fucks to Djokovic - no support and very gracious in defeat. Shame he’s an anti-vax cunt.
Mad match, like chess at times, fair play to bigmouth though, deserved to win. Was fuming at all the drop shots when the court was wide open. Is that the most shots into the net by Djokovic in a match?
He’s only 20 and off to the US to defend his title…. What a life eh! Most of us were gurning at that age 
I thought Novax looked off his game a bit. Not massively but just not quite himself. Taking nothing away from Alcaraz mind. I fell sleep at 2 all, as it was 3am or something daft.
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gcw My favourite part of Wimbledon is when the camera switches to the players box or the crowd, showing nameless people staring into space or fist pumping. Between every shot. Every time. Can they not just leave the camera on the court??
Tennis cunts are defo some of the biggest cunts.
I fucking hate the way they get behind people based on fuck all. Wimbledon and the Australian have the 2 biggest sets of cunts too. I’d happily mow them all down in a truck outside the venue if it hadn’t been made an act of terror. Fist pump that motherfuckers.
The whole fist pump thing is absolutely fucking cringeworthy by the way. Player and fans. If I recall it was 2 ft midget Hewitt who stared it all. If I see him about in my car I’ll accidentally swerve onto the pavement and see how it pans out.
Well, well, WELL!
Cankles-McJeggings Mostly ever ex player they asked didn’t give him. a chance against Novax.
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Did you not think he looked off his game? I don’t think he was outplayed or stopped from playing his game. Just didn’t seem as clinical.