Fuck me if I don’t land from my holiday when the cunt finishes

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For the FAO of London peeps

    Seriously mulling this. Have the weekend off work so it’s looking promising

    Reckon I could be IN for this.

    bosstrabs This thread doesn’t carry the correct Smallman approved title:

    For the FAO of London peeps

    Lol!

      bosstrabs I think people are willing to travel and possibly stop in one of those hotel thingys chief

        jonattonyeah It’s what the wife/maidservant ends up with if she refuses to deal with your unfeasibly large toilet blocking turd.

          Shaping up nicely with a crew from Oxfordshire. Doing my best to get on the guest list so I can fuck off early.

          Out for this.
          But….
          I got a ticket for Noisily Festival, where, if you can survive 3 days of psy trance in a forest beforehand, you will be treated with a 4 hour festival closing set by Mr. Digweed.