Cause and effect; see this double shit Glasto line up, I reckon that’s a direct effect of streaming on the music industry. Where the fuck are all the new bands? Where are the new rock gods? The headliner on Saturday should be me on stage knocking fuck out of Daniel Ek for an hour.

Glad I was unsuccessful in my attempt to get tickets now!

I genuinely don’t know how much money I’d have to accept to make me want to do Glastonbury. My worst bloody nightmare

Us MBB fans are an odd bunch!

It’s just not for me, I did festivals late 90s early noughties and got sick of them pretty quickly.

Along_the_Wire you’re giving up too early - it’s never about the main stages anyway

Absolute s to the werve for me this year!

    alistair but it’s all about the experience right?

    Yeah, that’s the sort of comment lots of people bombarded me with whenever I’d criticised the lineups on here before.

    Smallman1 Absolute s to the werve for me this year!

    I fail to see how this year’s lineup looks any more or less shite than previous years.

    Even if Ed may turn his nose up at The Prodigy, Four Tet, Leftfield and Caribou, one would have thought he’d at least be tops off and front and centre for Scissor Sisters.

      They amount of missed points and width of sarchasm in this thread are off the charts. Well done all involved!

      hugopal one would have thought he’d at least be tops off and front and centre for Scissor Sisters.

      Ed sings “Take Your Mama Out” whenever he goes to pick us his “Julie” for date night.