How many times?

bosstrabs

Inspired by Homegrove’s post in the COVID thread.

How many times have you pissed or shit yourself, honestly?

I am pleased to report I haven’t pissed myself at all in my adult life, although I pissed the bed when I first got leathered on cider when I was about 14.

I have, however, shit myself, or rather sharted, THREE times in my adult life. No, I’m not a junky, I have just been a little unfortunate with the vindaloo + lagers combo the night before, and done an unbidden follow-through usually resulting in an immediate ‘wipe up’ and discarding of underpants.

rhouses

Did some disgusting Thai in Goa after a heavy night of yay. Didn’t help it humid af and was a 20 min walk away. Had the Tom Yum Prawn and paid for it. Nothing dripping down the legs but it was a horrific shart. This was 2018.

Last time I pissed myself was in 7th grade. Walking back home from school, came from nowhere. Tons of cops and parents driving down that road, couldn’t just step to the side and let it out.

BlainSA

rhouses Did some disgusting Thai in Goa

It was a solo trip then?

Homegrove

I’ve never shit, or pissed myself after I turned 10.

bosstrabs

Poor bants Homegrove.

Why don’t you get hammered on vodka this evening and piss your pants, so you can be like Seb Fontaine and join in this conversation?

Homegrove

I tried drinking the covid away on Friday. Yesterday I decided that covid + a hangover = really bad times, so will be sober until next weekend.

C_J

I pissé le lit (avec femme) in the Sheraton Bruxelles about ten year ago after an absolute sesh on the lambics.

Despite my protestations that it was a merely a fitting tribute to Manneken Pis I was promptly demoted to the bathtub.

C_J

The Finns are so bloody uptight aren’t they?

Maybe if they learned to let it all out once in a while they’d spend less time shooting themselves in the face or running into traffic.

Dubman

Got diagnosed with Giardia whilst doing the Annanpurna circuit trek back in 2008. After visiting the local Doctor in the village of Manang, It was just a 10 min walk back to my guest house. Lets just say i didn’t make it back before the gravy train left the station. I had to bin my underwear then spent the next week almost sitting on the toilet.