Someone call 999, there’s an OLB and Dave on fire!

Johnny getting a hero’s reception on Jeff Beck’s UK tour. Kate in attendance too. No sign of Amber Turd who is going to try to crowdsource the $15m. Good luck!

The Ed and Bigfella collaboration was the equivalent of walking into a squat and getting a ferociously sharp stench of urine and excrement in one nauseating blast .

    As Tina Turner so wonderfully sang, we were “simply the best, better than aaaaaaaaall the rest.”

    Oh right. My understanding was that both of you were universally lambasted.

    Also : Tina Turner is a fucking scumbag.

      seanc80 like a grainy image from the 1970s. Saville and Glitter smiling into the camera with a star struck child sat between them. An horrific combo that brought misery upon thousands.

        Whinged like fuck but wouldn’t lift a finger to help is my memory

        The word that best describes me and BF aside from legendary?

        Insufferable!

        11 days later

        She’s being so ridiculously batshit I’m starting to wonder if it’s not all some absurd piece of paid performance art.