Whats Eating Amber Heard’s Pussy

Fucking awesome. Well fix your dogs paw together babe.

    zackster the most shocking thing in all this has been Heard’s acting - truly atrocious. The amount of times she’s “cried” without a single tear is remarkable.

        Her lawyer reminds me of Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons, how anyone th inept pass the bar is beyond me.

        Amber is fucking mental, so she’d obviously be a great shag. She is also an appalling actress seeing as she can’t manage a tear.

        Like most, I’ve been watching Heard on the stand purely for sexual reasons but I can’t help noticing her horrific B-Horror movie acting. No doubt she’s mental enough to think all this publicity will do her good but she’ll always be known as the “shitter”.

        Everyone basically believes Depp on the basis that we all quite liked Edward Scissorhands etc and Aquaman was shit.

        zackster It is actually quite a beta drug though.

        Most of the people I’ve known who had a serious problem with it were very beta. Substituting for natural bants, giving alpha confidence.

        DMT is an alpha’s drug.

          She claimed Depp had a “jar” full of gak. How much was he doing in one day? Should t he be dead?

            You dont have a jar for your cocaine Mono?

            My favourite Brian Harvey incident… in fact, probably my favourite ‘celebrity’ incident of all time… was when Brian Harvey tried to commit suicide by running over himself with his own car.

            It’s like a Day Today headline.