My favourite Brian Harvey incident… in fact, probably my favourite ‘celebrity’ incident of all time… was when Brian Harvey tried to commit suicide by running over himself with his own car.

It’s like a Day Today headline.

That Brian Harvey incident is like something Flares would do

Is that Sean in the Yankees baseball cap?

Probs should lay off the kitchen sinking for a bit.

That’s me in the ‘house-coat’ Ed

11 days later

hugopal the most shocking thing in all this has been Heard’s acting - truly atrocious. The amount of times she’s “cried” without a single tear is remarkable.

Ha, from the trial this week; Amber Heard’s own acting coach, testifying that “ironically she has a little difficulty crying, acting wise”.

No shit, sherlock.

    seanc80 Harvey resembles Tim Roth in Planet of the Apes.

      Do the winners of Depp v Heard and Rooney v Vardy meet in the final?

      12 days later

      Heard guilty of defecation, sorry, defamation. A confirmed holy cunt.

      Depp wins 3-1 on the (3-3) claimed defamatory statements, including all the most serious charges.

      $15mil damages awarded to Depp vs $2mil damages to Heard.

        Couldn’t see that one coming lol

        That sucks. Fuck Johnny Depp. Over rated actor and a person that is most definitely as shitty as Amber.