My favourite Brian Harvey incident… in fact, probably my favourite ‘celebrity’ incident of all time… was when Brian Harvey tried to commit suicide by running over himself with his own car.
It’s like a Day Today headline.
Depp vs. Heard
And blamed it on eating three baked potatoes
hugopal bonkers
That Brian Harvey incident is like something Flares would do
Is that Sean in the Yankees baseball cap?
Probs should lay off the kitchen sinking for a bit.
That’s me in the ‘house-coat’ Ed
Que?!
11 days later
hugopal the most shocking thing in all this has been Heard’s acting - truly atrocious. The amount of times she’s “cried” without a single tear is remarkable.
Ha, from the trial this week; Amber Heard’s own acting coach, testifying that “ironically she has a little difficulty crying, acting wise”.
No shit, sherlock.
Made I chuckle this morning
Do the winners of Depp v Heard and Rooney v Vardy meet in the final?
12 days later
Heard guilty of defecation, sorry, defamation. A confirmed holy cunt.
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Depp wins 3-1 on the (3-3) claimed defamatory statements, including all the most serious charges.
$15mil damages awarded to Depp vs $2mil damages to Heard.
Couldn’t see that one coming lol
That sucks. Fuck Johnny Depp. Over rated actor and a person that is most definitely as shitty as Amber.
What happened in the Vardy v Rooney case?
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I’d say he is the fucking grifter. Dude snapped up some top class pussy, while he was on the tailend of his good looking years, and then proceeded to subject her to nothing but his middle aged bullshit. Imagine being Amber, super fine piece of trim, who thinks she’s found her soul mate in this handsome charismatic guy, only to find out he wants to have Alice Cooper and Joe Perry over to talk about late 70s rock. Night Mare!
Honey, my pussy is bussin’, come to bed!
Sorry babe, but I have whisky dick from doing coke all night with two fossils you’ve never heard of.
If I was her I’d cut off more than just the tip of his finger after pulling that shit. And to say she is the reason he no longer has a career. LOL!