Smallman1 Si and MC take note, this is how you do the bants!
Ed i have whatsapp-ed your photo to “Marco Pills”, “Cockney Danny Coke” and “Conor Guestlist”, all of whom are on the white isle. The 3 lads and their respective crews have all been promised 200 euros if they hit you on the head with a sangria jug and throw you into the sea during sundown at mambos. The prize is doubled if they film it and i can post it on here.
They are all very close friends of mine, who i have known for at least a fortnight, many years ago, so this is definitely happening.