Kells77 he’s moving at speeds previously unattainable, thanks to the crack and white claws.

    This is so awesome and also probably a lie. This fucker never had Dick Bissel levels of clout.

    I always wondered why Madison Ivy didn’t do what Lisa Ann did with Sarah Palin with Melanie.

    The New York Islanders HAVE to pay their goalie Rick DiPietro $10.5m over the next 7 seasons (ending 2029) at a rate of $1.5m per season (quick maffs).

    In the world of sports this doesn’t appear to be that much money at all, until you realise….

    Rick DiPietro retired in 2013! 🤣

    Rick has already collected $13.5m from the NYI since his retirement.

    I’m in the wrong job 🤦🏼‍♂️

    #'Merica 🇺🇸

    Bobby Bonilla retired from the MLB in 2001. The Mets will be paying him until 2035, when he will be 72. He gets just under $1.2M per year throughout the time frame. It is the world heavyweight champion worst sports contract.

      zackster in Top Trumps - ‘Worst Contracts Ever’… you win

      Edit: Love that there’s a Bobby Bonilla day (1st July) when Mets fans openly celebrate Bobby picking up his annual cheque. Big League BANTS!