I’ve kept half a dozen absolute bangers aside over the years for that special moment when I need to gurn my tits off, tell everyone that tune is Emerald, not remember a fucking thing the next day and get a bollocking for the next 48 hours from the missus for the ‘fucking state of me’

    Along_the_Wire I’ve bought 15 punishers( love the name) a few weeks ago just to have for that reason! You would want to see the size of the bastards! Fuckin huge with loads of corners on them look like they will definitely punish me!

      bosstrabs

      Haha you went on the Saturday then hardcore night. Firdays was the decent night. Although by 97 kinetic was a shit show. It ended in 93 in real terms there.

        I know. He shoehorns The End into every single thread.

        I’ll tell you what would be funny. If someone chucked Ed Smallman into the Thames.

        “I’m Headwand Smallman, and I went to see Layo & Bushwacka every week at a time when there were at least 6 better line-ups every week in London”. What an absolute clown.

        All I envisage now when smalls mentions The End is him standing out like a sore thumb in chinos, slip on shoes and a Ben Sherman shirt. Intentionally rubbing himself up on the passing biceps of real men wearing those Morales type black string vests 😂

        • Echo replied to this.

          Smallman “front and centre”, being a sex pest around the dj booth.

          “Kitchen sinking it” = on the prowl for plumbers.

            The green eyes on the lads that I got to spend over 10 years ledging it at the greatest club in the world.

            It was absolutely sensational tbf!

            Suitably named for you, because you’re an absolute cheb end.

            Cankles-McJeggings Intentionally rubbing himself up on the passing biceps of real men wearing those Morales type black string vests

            🤣🤣

              Ledging it = on the prowl for window fitters