I’ll tell you what would be funny. If someone chucked Ed Smallman into the Thames.

“I’m Headwand Smallman, and I went to see Layo & Bushwacka every week at a time when there were at least 6 better line-ups every week in London”. What an absolute clown.

All I envisage now when smalls mentions The End is him standing out like a sore thumb in chinos, slip on shoes and a Ben Sherman shirt. Intentionally rubbing himself up on the passing biceps of real men wearing those Morales type black string vests 😂

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    Smallman “front and centre”, being a sex pest around the dj booth.

    “Kitchen sinking it” = on the prowl for plumbers.

      The green eyes on the lads that I got to spend over 10 years ledging it at the greatest club in the world.

      It was absolutely sensational tbf!

      Suitably named for you, because you’re an absolute cheb end.

      Cankles-McJeggings Intentionally rubbing himself up on the passing biceps of real men wearing those Morales type black string vests

      🤣🤣

        Ledging it = on the prowl for window fitters

        Lol would have been like a Right said Fred video later at chez Edwands afters.

        i thought everyone was dying when they were being mixed with that weird research chemical (not meow meow), that takes absolutely ages to come up. people would then take two and that would cause significant over heating and dump them in hospital

        In all seriousness, I’m a little bit obsessed by this whole spice phenomenon.

        Because I left the UK in 2010 and it wasn’t really a massive thing - or rather it didn’t seem to be, although I couldn’t say I was a regular (every weekend) clubber since about 2005 and I was mixing in boozier/pub circles from 2005-2010. Then whenever I came back in the mid-2010s it was suddenly everywhere in the major city centres, especially Manchester, and just seemed to be getting bigger and bigger and more visible.

        Whenever I can I dip into videos showing what people are up to on it, interviews with spice addicts and so on. It’s shameful voyeurism really, because it’s sad the lives the addicts face.