Birkenstocks on a bird are usually complemented with massive arse and hairy legs.

Smallman1

Does not surprise me. Standard sepo regalia. None of them are capable of thinking out side the box. If they do they go to Gap or a Ralph Lauren Polo.

    Cankles-McJeggings Yehh imagine shagging and bird with her crocs/Birkenstocks on.

    Idea for my next whoring session.

    “Where are your comfy shoes love? Hot pink Birkenstocks are they? Yeah, put them on”

        Anyone who says they wouldn’t is lying…

          bosstrabs my wife naturally wears crocs in our garden all the time. But has the sense to leave them at home.

            She’d have been digging up taters with her hands or mucking out pigs a few hours earlier. Now she’s on the game.

            Smallman1 On our night out to Output he was also rocking a Sixers ‘jersey’ and a Von Dutch baseball cap.

            More lies