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  • Really good mate of mine could get serious time today

Smallman1 Happy to buy him a pint when he gets releases Sean.

Should be some 90th.

A LOL for me ol’ mucker EDWARD SMALLMAN!

    Along_the_Wire I used to get all the bits and bobs for mates for years

    I used to do the same back in the early 90’s. Then one day I just scored hash then my friend said do you fancy coming with me to pick up a set of decks & a mixer from a house. Unbeknown to me they were bought with a stolen credit card. As we pulled up to the house I stuffed the hash down my pants. When my mate got out the van all of a sudden we were surrounded by police. We Both got nicked - taken to the police station in separate cars. I was shitting it as I had half ounce down my pants. They frisked me but didn’t find the gear. Once in my cell I managed to break the gear up into little pieces and push it down the back of bed. In the meantime the police had got a warrant and went round my parents house and searched my bedroom looking for stolen credit cards.
    The next morning were taken up to a North London police station as that was were the crime had taken place. I got let off as being in the wrong place at the wrong time but my mate got a fine plus a criminal record. When I got home my parents went fucking mental. It was scary.

        Can’t your mate just do a ‘full Oirish’ in front of the judge? You know, proper thick accent, a bit of ‘what am I loike!?’ confuse the jury with a load of inallinanyways and a bit of a jig? Sometimes distraction is the best tactic, and everyone loves a character.

        My brother spent 6m in juvenile detention centre when he was 16/17 for knocking out weed. Our house was raided one sunny evening Friday evening. Broke my mum’s heart at the time.
        We used to knock out speed and pills in the final yr of Uni, mainly just to pay for the night out. We were progressively getting more and more each time and we knew we were getting in bit deep when a scary looking body builder came to the house with a large sports bag absolutely packed with Class As to see what we wanted.

        Talking of ‘in too deep’, I’ll always remember the night I went down the Spon End West Indian Community Centre in Coventry on something like a Thursday night for drum n bass night, and my mate introduced me to the people he knew. We were the only white people in there.

        Got introduced to a bloke called ‘The Dentist’. When someone has a nickname ‘The Dentist’, and he wasn’t on a Dentistry degree at our uni, you can imagine how much I sharted it even shaking his hand.

        Great story Dave. He was probably more scared of you standing beside him looking like a giant fucking Solero

          Dubman Once in my cell I managed to break the gear up into little pieces and push it down the back of bed

          Why?

          You were home and dry then.

              Smallman1 home and dry

              Home and dry. Two words you can never associate, you leaking-roofed CUNT.

                Smallman1
                I panicked. Besides once we were in London we had take our clothes off and wear a flimsy boiler suit

                  Currently home and dry Dave as it happens.

                  Which is nice.

                  bosstrabs I did a group pick up a few times, that could easily have been me. Didn’t think too much of it at the time, but looking back, it’s a risk I wouldn’t even consider taking now.

                  @seanc80 Hope it all works out for your friend. Violence aside, I just don’t understand the justification for punishing drug crimes, legalize it already.

                    You know when you’re mates are in deep when there asking you to count the 74k that’s sat on the dining table.

                    I only popped round to get a Henry……gulp.

                    Bye!

                      Hope he’s going out the front door.

                      Jury was out all day. There’s 4 of them up on charges so there’s plenty to discuss i would imagine . Back in Monday at 12 noon.