Don’t forget you can always kill her and the cats as a last resort too, Hanners.
The whole energy crisis thing
There must surely be some way to connect a cat to a turbine and capture the energy produced by dangling a live mouse just in front of it.
Cats, the ultimate idiots.
Not as bad as dogs though tbf.
Your cat’s on the property ladder Vin?
Fair play!
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Thermostat down another couple of degrees, stick a jumper on luv I’m going to the pub
But in all seriousness I’m already a tight git when it comes to energy use. It’s now got to ensuring that all curtains are lined, checking for door / window seal draughts and actually not complaining when my wife puts a hot water bottle in the bed
What pub it’s closed.
Just read that most people will incur a cost of 18 quid for just 4 hours heating this winter…. Putin you utter cunt
Jules72 Putin you utter cunt
He’s just a part of the problem. The wholesale profiteering is where the real cuntage is.
Along_the_Wire See page 26 here…. The massive increase is almost entirely driven by market prices (Putin shutting off supply)
https://researchbriefings.files.parliament.uk/documents/CBP-9491/CBP-9491.pdf
Don’t get me wrong - the government needs to subsidise prices now… too many people going to be in too deep shit.
Jules72 where are BP and Exxon’s ridiculous profits coming from?
Along_the_Wire it’s true they’re benefiting from higher prices on markets… so there’s a strong case for a windfall tax
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The thing is, there’s absolutely no shortage of gas - we are all able to be supplied without Russia - this is all down to ruthless profiteering and taking advantage of the situation.
Basically, if you want gas you pay our price - get it cheaper elsewhere if you can.
Profiteering cunts being profiteering cunts and taking advantage of the situation - nothing more
Jules72 wholesale cost is what BP, Exxon et al are charging, right?
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Exactly, the energy firms we have supply us are a convenient middle man for the big boys. They take all the flak when they aren’t the problem - but they should be doing a lot more to call it a out for what it is
Analysts predicting wholesale gas prices could shoot up by as much as 50% as Russia delays reopening Nord Stream 1 pipeline.
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Getting to the point where it’s actually a cheaper option having a nuclear war. Just nuke the cunts. See what happens.