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  • The whole energy crisis thing

Don’t forget you can always kill her and the cats as a last resort too, Hanners.

    There must surely be some way to connect a cat to a turbine and capture the energy produced by dangling a live mouse just in front of it.

    Your cat’s on the property ladder Vin?

    Fair play!

      Thermostat down another couple of degrees, stick a jumper on luv I’m going to the pub

      But in all seriousness I’m already a tight git when it comes to energy use. It’s now got to ensuring that all curtains are lined, checking for door / window seal draughts and actually not complaining when my wife puts a hot water bottle in the bed

        Smallman1 No. It has a permanent wooden structure in the garden that it uses to piss and shit in. Fully waterproof roof though 👍

        Just read that most people will incur a cost of 18 quid for just 4 hours heating this winter…. Putin you utter cunt

          Jules72 Putin you utter cunt

          He’s just a part of the problem. The wholesale profiteering is where the real cuntage is.

            Along_the_Wire it’s true they’re benefiting from higher prices on markets… so there’s a strong case for a windfall tax

            The thing is, there’s absolutely no shortage of gas - we are all able to be supplied without Russia - this is all down to ruthless profiteering and taking advantage of the situation.

            Basically, if you want gas you pay our price - get it cheaper elsewhere if you can.

            Profiteering cunts being profiteering cunts and taking advantage of the situation - nothing more

            Exactly, the energy firms we have supply us are a convenient middle man for the big boys. They take all the flak when they aren’t the problem - but they should be doing a lot more to call it a out for what it is

            Analysts predicting wholesale gas prices could shoot up by as much as 50% as Russia delays reopening Nord Stream 1 pipeline.

            Getting to the point where it’s actually a cheaper option having a nuclear war. Just nuke the cunts. See what happens.