She was fine until she met Truss.
RIP in Peace Our Majesty
Flags are at half mast across the various Smallman residencies.
Bit like your jeans.
Am in shorts today Derm, but that’s because I’m off to Ibiza shortly.
I think the word I’m looking for is winning!
The thought of you in shorts makes me queezy. 
Chelsea just waiting on her to die so they got a good day to bury bad news with Potters appointment 
The queen is dead boys
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Yeah, deffo dead. Imagine Charles trying to unite the country.
First of his name, King of the andals and the first men. Long may he reign!
You all better not try to steal 9/11 from us by waiting to announce she karked it.
Take it me and Alistair are the only staunch Royalists on here?
Just heard that she’s passed away.
Mystic D-Man!
The Queen may pass away whilst I’m in Ibiza.
Have packed my Union Jack kitchen sink, natch.