RIP in Peace Our Majesty

She was fine until she met Truss.

Flags are at half mast across the various Smallman residencies.

Bit like your jeans.

Am in shorts today Derm, but that’s because I’m off to Ibiza shortly.

I think the word I’m looking for is winning!

The thought of you in shorts makes me queezy. 🤢

Chelsea just waiting on her to die so they got a good day to bury bad news with Potters appointment 😂

The queen is dead boys

Yeah, deffo dead. Imagine Charles trying to unite the country.

First of his name, King of the andals and the first men. Long may he reign!

You all better not try to steal 9/11 from us by waiting to announce she karked it.

zackster
Are you having a 9/11 jamboree at Casa Zacko?

Mad_Cyril have just finalized the menu!

Take it me and Alistair are the only staunch Royalists on here?

zackster
Zero fucking prisoners mate, I like it!

If the seafood is frozen, I’m all in. Save me 2 tickets?

Just heard that she’s passed away.

Millsy
It’s coming.

Mystic D-Man!

The Queen may pass away whilst I’m in Ibiza.

Have packed my Union Jack kitchen sink, natch.

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