Have we got a simple best seller like I LOVE COCKS yet?

Suits male, female and no genders alike. Buy it for the one you love, the one you hate, the one you’re trying to pair up with and your mum at xmas, of course.

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    -si-

    Printed along the length of a phallic shaped cushion, obvs.

    Or in poster form for the bathroom or kitchen wall.

    I’ve just had my print supplier make you a mug with ‘invite sent’ on it, Si.

    You’re welcome.

      Millsy
      Definitely a knicker dropper. Would need a pvc throw protector.£££££

      Millsy I’ve just had my print supplier make you a mug with ‘invite sent’ on it, Si.

      You’re welcome.

      Brilliant stuff, stu.

      I will take a photo of me with the mug when it arrives. Please do likewise with your cushion. Let’s compare sales at the end of the xmas rush too. The mug will be a disaster i’d say. Good luck, bro.

      Millsy I was trying to find an apt photo of him in one of his hands cupped in the air poses to put with the text. Reckon you’d have Habitat on the other line waiting to put them from and center!

      I wonder could Millsy get an unremarkable cup made for Ed with a hole in the bottom and no handle, ironically emblazoned with the word ‘Winning’

      This house runs on Trisco and Lambrusco

      Millsy In all seriousness, we should do obscure / niche jaded clubbers merch like this, with the logo. I’d buy it.

        Millsy I’ve just had my print supplier make you a mug with ‘invite sent’ on it, Si.

        You’re welcome.

        Lol!

        bosstrabs I like this idea a lot. I could do ‘collections’ too e.g the Rhouses collection with a log motif ala Mr Hankey or a Grant collection with swastikas.

        JC slogan wear ideas mindwok….I’m thinking simple black t-shirts with white out straplines in the style of ‘got milk?’

        Initial wok list:

        • tenterhooks
        • shut up, Rhouses
        • Batter tits

          Millsy come up with about 10 and put it to the vote IMO. I’d prefer a massive Sports Direct style mug, though. With ‘ledging the bants, suaving the Dorises’ on it.

            Pint glass with ‘My other pint is a plant pot’ etched in.

              bosstrabs I’d prefer a massive Sports Direct style mug, though. With ‘ledging the bants, suaving the Dorises’ on it.

              Yes Dave!

              Millsy Pint glass with ‘My other pint is a plant pot’ etched in.

              Lol!

              I am exactly like this tea
              ‘WEAK AS PISS’