Sunak (General U.K. is Jaded thread)

mrrossi

Balsa burner ?

mono-stereo

benson

bosstrabs Got an A in maths and B in Further. But I already had the grades for uni by Xmas of upper sixth so did no work at all for the last 2 terms and got Es in the last modules. Did Pure 1-6, stats 1-4 and mechanics 1-3 I think.

Mad_Cyril

ScottBailey Bark welding?

BERK welding more like.

The process of fusing two BERKS together by using high heat to melt their parts together then allowing them to cool, causing fusion.

I believe Dave is coming back to the UK to fuse Edwand and Hugo together to make one big SuperBERK

bosstrabs

Mad_Cyril Fair play to Harry, the Ginger cunt is acting more of a Princess than Megan will ever be

Still has a load of ‘lad credit’ in the bank though…

rhouses

bosstrabs aren’t you a banker? Lol. HSBC picking anyone off the streets these days.

bosstrabs

rhouses No, I’m not. When have I ever said that? I did Pol/Econ at university.

I did do a lot of demographic / marketing analysis work for a bank, though, in the 2000s.

bosstrabs

rhouses Here’s what your bankers get up to…
https://nypost.com/2023/01/06/wells-fargo-vp-shankar-mishra-urinated-on-passenger-on-plane

rhouses

bosstrabs I don’t why I’ve always had you for an HSBC suit in banking. Must be all the Nigerian hookers.

rhouses

Maths SL fucked my overall IB score up, but luckily my TOK and Extended Essay saved my diploma. Struggled with it all through my schooling.

Then got an A+ first year of university in the US, because they made do some general education credit requirement where I had to do a maths class which was basically middle school level. And that was it, never again.

Cankles-McJeggings

Smallman1 The distressed baseball cap, my god.

Have you missed the last 20 years of the absolute shit you wear?

Smallman1

Cankles-McJeggings Have you missed the last 20 years of the absolute shit you wear?

Heading to Selfridge’s later to pick up my double nawty Billionaire Boys Club numbers.

Hold tight for feedback!

Cankles-McJeggings

Harry lost his virginity on coke in a field when he was 17. Exactly the same day Edwand lost his.

Hursty

Cankles-McJeggings Is this his anal virginity with Dazzer?

Amps

hugopal

Smallman1 to pick up my double nawty Billionaire Boys Club numbers

The ‘Leaky-roofed Berks Club’ numbers were sold out then?

Smallman1

Invite sent!

hugopal

Smallman1 Invite sent!

It appears lesson one is to regurgitate literally the same tired, unimaginative line in lieu of ever having anything actually witty to reply with.

See also: Dave just repeating ‘autism’ like a broken record.

bosstrabs

hugopal I only do that because you lot like routine don’t you, you Aspergers cunt?

seanc80

🤣

hugopal

bosstrabs I only do that because you lot like routine don’t you, you Aspergers cunt?

I just said that I find your repetition tired and unimaginative, numbnuts.

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