Borussia Dortmund fairly minging. Looks like an early 90s effort from the lower English leagues, one that was made by a shite brand like Matchwinner or Ribero, you know the ones…

The new Chelsea kit is boss.

Pared back and stylish.

A bit like me in some regards.

    Smallman1 It suits you because there’s a nice round, simple unadorned collar to accentuate the neck.

      Amps Looks like a snide Everton kit you’d get off Greaty.

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        Amps Sick of looking at this now, the green is killing it. Thumbs down.

          Yeah, nasty isn’t it? Just doesn’t work.

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            bosstrabs Yeah, wasn’t sure, then I liked it for a bit, now I’m just hating it and wishing the footy would actually start again.

              Pete Doherty once said “there are fewer more distressing sights than that of an Englishman in a baseball cap”. I feel a bit like that about grown men in replica football shirts.

                alistair The only time I ever wear one is when your on holiday and head to a bar to watch the football on a Saturday. You get some decent bants if there’re are a few in. I regrettably wore a Bolton shirt the season we got relegated from the Prem in 2012 - took some awful stick that day.

                  alistair Pete Doherty once said “there are fewer more distressing sights than that of an Englishman in a baseball cap”

                  Do you know if he managed to say that with a straight face, al? There are few more distressing sights than that perpetual fucking shite hawk, docherty.

                    Anyone wearing a replica football kit needs shooting.

                    The problem with footy shirts is birds don’t get them. A bloke might think “cool, he’s wearing a 1990 Sampdoria shirt, absolute classic… great taste” and a bird would just think “he’s a massive football fan… swervioh”

                      Footy shirts and rugby shirts, same boat, never to be worn as a fashion item.

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                        bosstrabs whilst many others would jump to the assumption that he voted Brexit , fills his boots with stella and likes a fight 😆

                          Amps

                          Unless you have boot cut jeans and brown pointy shoes on with your rugby shirt that it!

                              Was lunching with a rugby fan on Sunday who was rocking boot cut jeans and brown pointy shoes.

                              Which was nice.

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