It wouldn’t be right if I didn’t point out what a truly hilarious man Captain Jair was/is. He had so many knee slappers throughout his reign, and sadly most are now impossible to find. The ostrich attack was fantastic, as was his being so constipated that they had to suck the shit out of his intestines through his nose. My personal favorites are either the time he cut his own birthday cake with his hands, then washed them off in a neon green river to his back, and then proceeded to serve the cake once again with his hands. Stunning. However, the time he picked up a child supporter, only to discover it was a dwarf and then fling it to a staffer was the pinnacle moment, imo.
It is also worth mentioning that he almost certainly holds the world record for most COVID infections by an individual.
