Mad_Cyril I’m picturing a stuffed giraffe with Ed’s head and a poorly laced pair of shoes.

    I love wearing my crocs ironically. With oversized clown trousers and braces. A brown wife beater vest. And a massive pink dildo superglued to my forehead for the duration.

      -si- sounds a bit like A Clockwork Orange but with Crocs.

      A Crocwork Orange, if you will.

        bosstrabs I’ve decided to not bother with any of these trabs

        You mean you’ve decided not to become a smack head? 😂

          Dave likes to head out on the town wearing more neon that the light above the door of his 9.30pm Thursday night appointment.

            😆🤮

            You should be stoned to death for even considering them. Unforgivable.

            They look like they’re made out of victory v lozenges. I can’t see the branding on the tongue. Are they made by Victory V?

              I’m just trying to imagine rocking up to anywhere in those travesties and the faces on my (ex) mates.

              If anyones watching Newsnight, Kirsty Wark is wearing a pair of Hursty’s Crocs.

              Scones

              seanc80 Dave likes to head out on the town wearing more neon that the light above the door of his 9.30pm Thursday night appointment.

              I am actually known as ‘Tracky Dave’ in my Beijing local, to distinguish from another two Daves.

                  -si- I can’t see the branding on the tongue. Are they made by Victory V?

                  They are Jordans (Air Jordan 2 Low, with ‘Jordan’ on the tongue).

                  I swear if Jordan stuck their logo on a pair of glitter pink stilettos rhouses would still consider buying them.

                  “They’d probably collapse immediately under my weight and will make me look like a bulbous Indian Kim Kardashian when paired with my customary velour loungepants, but heck, they’re only making 10,000 of them and they do say ‘Jordan’ on the heel.”

                      hugopal I swear if Jordan stuck their logo on a pair of glitter pink stilettos rhouses would still consider buying them.

                      His poor ankles.

                          303abuser a video of rhouses trying to waddle around his mansion on a pair of stilettos would truly be top quality entertainment. I’d consider setting up a crowdfunding page to get it done.

                            hugopal

                            Christ! Didn’t think jordan would stoop so low!

                              Silver Bullet 97s just got a surprise drop out here, @bosstrabs. Worth a look I suppose.

                              At the same time, seems like a trab Comer would be all over like a bad rash. Dreadful in other words.

                              Tell us your Singles Day purchases, @bosstrabs. Being quite coy. I imagine it’s a mish mash of brands that all look equally horrific on any individual, besides Comer.

                                I don’t like any of those trainers off the shelf. However, I could be convinced by seeing what is being worn with it. I have no fashion sense for myself but can see it in others.

                                Post a selfie Dave, show us what these are going with!

                                rhouses Tell us your Singles Day purchases, @bosstrabs. Being quite coy. I imagine it’s a mish mash of brands that all look equally horrific on any individual, besides Comer.

                                None of them, everyone put me off.

                                Thinking about a pair of Nike Air Max BW instead, a classic silhouette.

                                    bosstrabs Those are pretty uninspired for your standards.

                                    Got myself a teddy santis NB crewneck sweater and some Human Made basic tees thanks to the singles day sale. Good looking out, would have missed if not for this thread.