Hangovers

Hursty

Mad_Cyril loads from the stories I’ve heard

Mad_Cyril

Hursty
Fair play.

A novel hangover cure nonetheless.

Have you any lined up for tomorrow?

NasserAlazzawi

I was always a fan of having a pint of water and Milk Thistle (Holland and Barrett etc) before bed

However, the shit I’m going to show you is the shit.

I’m a total pussy with hangovers so if I’ve mixed my drinks and pretended I can keep up with my 18 year old self I always drink this. I took the piss once to see how much I could push it and I felt relatively fine the next day.

It has to be drank no later than an hour of your last drink (for some reason) but they really work.

https://uk.morelabs.com/store/morning-recovery/?variant=41289033711768

As for “when it’s too late for prevention” I find doing the opposite of how I feel really helps.

drink a pint or two of water relatively quickly
shower
eat fry up (add some salt)
walk outdoors - park / forest / beach etc as early as you can - you’d be surprised how effective that is.

CBD oil drops also helps and gets rid of the minging / slight anxiety some get on hangovers.

If you’re really really really bad (and probably single) then see if any of your friends can make you a spliff to put you out your misery, and throw some tunes on!

NasserAlazzawi

bosstrabs Oral Rehydration Salts

That could save a few quid like

Smallman1

Just had the worst pizza of my life in Franco Manca.

NasserAlazzawi

Smallman1 only ice cream can save you now!

hugopal

Smallman1 Just had the worst pizza of my life in Franco Manca.

Why was it so bad?

Had you been there before and it was unusually bad, or did you just not like it?

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1 in Franco Manca.

Still living your best life?

Matt

bosstrabs I’ve been using these for years. If it’s been a particularly heavy night, a dose before bed then one when you wake up has you right as reign in no time.

hugopal

Matt has you right as reign in no time

feeling like a king?!

bosstrabs

Matt I’ve been using these for years. If it’s been a particularly heavy night, a dose before bed then one when you wake up has you right as reign in no time.

Yes, they are superb.

And ‘right as reign’ has just been added to the JC dictionary (alongside ‘on route’ and ‘top draw’).

Smallman1

Am I back out at the coalface later?

Course he is!

Dan

Smallman1 I thought Chariots had closed down?

C_J

My hangover ethos was basically that you’ve poisoned yourself and you want to expel the toxins as quickly as possible while putting minimal additional strain on the system. So obviously some type of hydration is in order but I’d eschew a pint of cold water (which will hit your stomach like a tonne of bricks) in favour of some milky coffee or tea, taken slowly, along with some lightly toasted bread and a little butter. Then have a shower, then a wank, then a little more tea and toast. Then another wank, a paracetamol, and get right back on it.

NasserAlazzawi

C_J Then another wank

Surely wanking = making you more tired!

NasserAlazzawi

Cankles-McJeggings

Your best chance may be @C_J

C_J My hangover ethos was basically that you’ve poisoned yourself and you want to expel the toxins as quickly as possible while putting minimal additional strain on the system. So obviously some type of hydration is in order but I’d eschew a pint of cold water (which will hit your stomach like a tonne of bricks) in favour of some milky coffee or tea, taken slowly, along with some lightly toasted bread and a little butter. Then have a shower, then a wank, then a little more tea and toast. Then another wank, a paracetamol, and get right back on it

C_J

NasserAlazzawi 1st one gets the poison out and the circulation going. 2nd one is just a treat x

NasserAlazzawi

Or maybe one cancels the other out

zackster

Pedialyte, damamine, breakfast sarnie. Sorted.

NasserAlazzawi

C_J I’m beginning to believe in your science

303abuser

I just avoid drinking too much these days, but when that fails, tons of water, run/walk depending on how dead I am, and edibles/cbd to coast through the day.

Millsy

hugopal imagine a pizza without cheese. There’s your answer

Smallman1

hugopal Why was it so bad?

Had you been there before and it was unusually bad, or did you just not like it?

They seem to have changed their base, was absolutely awful.

Was FEWMIN.

Matt

hugopal Not quite. Considering how bad the red wine hangovers can be these days, right as reign is classed as being able to get out of bed and survive the day.

hugopal

Millsy fair point

« Previous Page Next Page »