A ‘venue’ for the ‘event’ no less? This is genuine Alan Partridge stuff.

Ive had lockdown zoom calls that were less contrived and scrutinised than this fucking mess.

I’ll have the agenda over shortly!

What does one call the place where one has ‘the crack’ Sean?

seanc80
The developed world has places for people to meet other than just pubs. Collectively these places can be referred to as venues.

If you had schools you’d learn stuff like this. Instead of being rogered (literally) stupid by ruddy faced aul fellas in dog collars

    Yea you sound on the ball alright.

    Sure talk about it a bit more using stupid terms there.

      Sean’s been fewwwwmin since the ents committee voted against tour t-shirts

      I love it when Sean is all guns blazing.

      A shit-trabbed hero.

      Good to see a more positive Nas that we know and love back!

      Alongside Smallman, who is a different type of positive.

        You know when you see a dog scratch at the back door at halloween in despair as they are so frightened of the fireworks?

        Well Dave is like that at christmas over his overwhelming fear of pints, often discovered coiled up in the foetal position at his apartment door in a bubblegum shellsuit desperately covering his ears as revelling pensioners enjoy themselves in nearby bars & restaurants (and in some cases ‘venues’ - for those wishing to enjoy a nice cabaret or a game of Gin Rummy)