Mad_Cyril https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/dec/17/gareth-southgate-to-continue-as-england-manager-after-world-cup-exit?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Kerching
ehitach2 bosstrabs Hi Dave. I was thinking about this problem. If you had a magic wand, as distinct from a head wand, what person would you like to manage the national England football team? At this point, I’m thinking Darth Vader. What are you thinking?
ehitach2 bosstrabs Interesting. You’ve ruled out my suggestion, for some unknown reason, yet naming a couple of EPL midfielders who have had no real success in the management field for a joint position at this level? Funny as it seems, insipid even, what are the criteria for managing England?
bosstrabs ehitach2 I should think it is obvious to anyone with a FUNCTIONING BRAIN, Hitachi: Not being woke, so that rules out Southgate, Harry, Meghan and anyone who has ever had a regular gig at the BBC. A willingness to play a proper English system like 4-4-2. The heart of a lion.
ehitach2 bosstrabs I’m not agreeing but to add to your list - to assist, if I will… Full Crusader costume from pre-match hotel to pitch side. Manager, staff and all playing squad actually. Getting Winston Churchill audio archives at all times via team supplied bluetooth headphones and all other audio sources.
Cankles-McJeggings Just have to hope he fails miserably at the euros because if he doesn’t you’re looking at the boring cunt staying on for another wc 🤮👎💩🤡♿
ehitach2 Mad_Cyril Millsy I think that’s the real question - who would be the funniest person for the role who could probably win a few games as well. As an aside, I heard that Ron’s son got tazered to death by the Feds for being mental. Not sure but very sad if true.
bosstrabs I nominate Hugo. We need a manager with absolutely zero bants who will take this business seriously.
hugopal bosstrabs So, lads, has anyone found out SHITCUNTGATE’s home address and shit through his letterbox yet? Mad_Cyril Not yet, but I’ve been holding one in since Saturday. NEED DEETS ASAP It’s really not difficult to find: Swinsty Hall, Fewston, Harrogate, HG3 1ST https://www.thesun.ie/sport/football/2810013/gareth-southgate-england-home/
bosstrabs For fuck’s sake, ASPERGERS, do you have to take everything so literally? Of course you do, you’ve got ASPERGERS
hugopal bosstrabs come on now - taking a dump in Southgate’s letterbox is precisely something which MC would do!
hugopal bosstrabs also, yesterday you said you thought I had autism, but not aspergers. Today you’re saying you think I have aspergers. Your memory is somehow even worse than your limited “bants”.
bosstrabs hugopal also, yesterday you said you thought I had autism, but not aspergers. Today you’re saying you think I have aspergers. Your memory is somehow even worse than your limited “bants”. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Fucking hell. You definitely have Aspergers. That’s exactly the type of thing the two people I’ve known with Aspergers would say.
bosstrabs One might also ask, if I have known two people with Aspergers, why am I not more sympathetic to the condition? Well they were both cunts, and so are you Hugo, so I’m not.
hugopal bosstrabs why am I not more sympathetic It’s alright Dave, I have neither expectation nor desire for sympathy from an AIDS-ridden looser in a second-world authoritarian dumpster fire. It’d be like being offered a kebab from an impoverished Ethiopian refugee.
