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  • Invites sent to Bants School

Rhouses, you of all people would have absolutely no say in who gets bants invites or not, being a grade 2 level bant offender yourself. You’d be bearly off the ppt. You can however bring the naans, poppadoms and dips.

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    I’m concerned about the lack of diversification at Bants School - could get us in the shit. We should make sure invitees go out to Creeps [Eastenders music] and Rhouses.

    These targets aren’t going to hit themselves.

      Along_the_Wire frankly I’m exhausted of being the token D&I leadership member of the Bants School, Grant. As an org we need to do more.

        I see people getting uppity about being sent ‘the invite’. Really, everyone needs to take a step back and re-think Bants School.

        Everyone at work loves a training afternoon/professional development. You get to stick your out-of-office on, have Jan from reception bring you some nice milky coffee and shortbreads, and the ‘facilitator’ comes in to help you re-up your competences in an area you may have forgotten about. That’s all Bants School is. Facilitating learning. Developing a core competence to max level.

        Except in Rhouses’ case - he needs to be seated behind a desk, 1960s schoolroom style, and told to shut up while we re-program his entire mind from scratch, if he is ever to develop even passable Bantability.

          bosstrabs I’m a KPI driver who likes to get his hands dirty, and you know this. Not a fan of these L&D initiatives and would prefer we move quickly and deliver results.

              What Rhouses means when he says “move quickly and deliver results”

              Imagine Derm guest lecturing @ Bantzzzz school.

              Some class that would be!

              Cankles-McJeggings You’d be bearly off the ppt.

              Sorry, derm. Poor rhouses is def top table. Nowhere near the ppt. Yet.

              Displays the right character and transitions into a wonderful human being then the sky is the limit for the lad.

              Needs to completely transform his shitting skills though. Fuck that sort of shizzle at our table!