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bosstrabs Mine refused to enter the home without my wife in it the first couple of months and refused referrals unless there were females in the house, she’s not that type of masseuse.

Doesn’t help her name is Jaanu, which means “my beloved”.

      rhouses lol. Your rapey reputation precedes you, Rhouses.

        “Honestly, Jan, it’ll be fine. Make up some religious excuse about not going into the house unless his wife is there, he won’t be able to finger you if she’s there! And under no circumstances allow his wife to leave the room to beat the cook, he’ll stick a deep dish global underground on and start playing with his bum gun!”

        Si is sort of the Bryan Robson of bants, sometimes he is massively on his game but other times you wonder if he ia pissed or high on painkillers.

          bosstrabs thoughts on his current effort? Some show of promise but massively lets himself down with the overall final product imo

              Think the lad has had a Reg to be honest.

                Fond of the guy, but as we say on the top table, weaksauce.

                Millsy Let himself down. You hate to see it but what can you do?

                  Millsy thoughts on his current effort? Some show of promise but massively lets himself down with the overall final product imo

                  He’s the Wilko’s of BANTS. Occasionally delivers for fuck all but in general it’s shit and will let you down.

                  Ppt for life.

                    I like it.

                    Si Wilkobants esq. (BA, PPT).

                    Quick check in on AGM table plan. Have I got the below correct?

                    Top table: Dave, Sean, Derms, Grant, Mono
                    Peppa: Si, Alistair, MC, Hugo, Smallsy

                    What other table requirements are there?

                    Also dietary requirements. Last year Ed wrote ‘cock’ on his for bantz purposes and it caused all manner of confusion.

                      Alzheimers Grant on the top table, Aspergers Hugo on the PPT.

                      It will be like Awakenings.

                        I love how FEWMIN people are when they get told they’re not top table material, even when in jest.

                        Never happened to me, of course.

                        Rhouses is in the bogs, being the ‘Freshen up for the ladies!’ guy, it’s the only place for third world passport holders at the AGM.