Millsy thoughts on his current effort? Some show of promise but massively lets himself down with the overall final product imo
He’s the Wilko’s of BANTS. Occasionally delivers for fuck all but in general it’s shit and will let you down.
Ppt for life.
I like it.
Si Wilkobants esq. (BA, PPT).
Quick check in on AGM table plan. Have I got the below correct?
Top table: Dave, Sean, Derms, Grant, Mono
Peppa: Si, Alistair, MC, Hugo, Smallsy
What other table requirements are there?
Also dietary requirements. Last year Ed wrote ‘cock’ on his for bantz purposes and it caused all manner of confusion.
Alzheimers Grant on the top table, Aspergers Hugo on the PPT.
It will be like Awakenings.
I love how FEWMIN people are when they get told they’re not top table material, even when in jest.
Never happened to me, of course.
You’re ppt rhouses, just for your general hygeine standards.
Rhouses is in the bogs, being the ‘Freshen up for the ladies!’ guy, it’s the only place for third world passport holders at the AGM.
MC enters and removes all the bants.
Think a winch is mandatory for rhouse nowadays.
bosstrabs we have one in our after work drinks pub and he’s known as the ‘ no splash, no gash’ man after one of the only English phrases he knows and constantly shouts when anyone walks in.
Cankles-McJeggings venue has stated they can’t take any walls down as it voids their insurance unfortunately.
In which post apocalyptic world are we living in where Dermo is on the top table?
Millsy is a great executive assistant, but this a mid-management error you can expect at his level.
rhouses Dermo returned coincidentally at the exact time we voted to shitcan Amps for his absolutely dreadful recent posting record and the fact that none of us could envision sitting next to him as he scrolls through Twitter all dinner showing us hackneyed garbage from Novara media. Right place, right time.
Sort out the cream cheese bagels, danishes, mints, and beverages, Millsy.
I’ll be personally stepping in here and getting MC to handle the invites.
bosstrabs I actually kinda respected the teasers through the early months when he introduced us to CPR. A sort of pleasant Dermo holding back to not give things away so easily. Only letting out a couple of big reveals with his racist outbursts matched with his ‘man of the people’ persona travelling to the third world.
Phil-McRackin lol. Rhouses the heap dressed in an oversized white tux like a super sized version of Knick Knack from The Man with The Golden Gun, holding a silver tray of knock off aftershaves from Abdul’s in one hand and a bum gun in the other.
