Am now in the office 4 days a week now.

Which is nice.

    SM001 I do work from home. I’m talking about myself.

      Smallman1

      Why? Through choice as the Business Blippi tour de force? My office needs me!

      Or what? The ‘where’ work takes place is laughably done if it’s on a laptop.

          Sleeping bag or not, chucking shitneck off a bridge with a lead weight attached seems like a great idea. Crowd fund?

          #Letsmakethishappen

          I must say I’m continually confused by Hitachi v2’s posting.

          A tour de force of board awkwardness.

          Is he taking the piss out of me? I think he is. But why am I laughing?

            Ed can’t give his boss and clients rim jobs over Zoom.

              Another fail from HugeNo on the bants front.

              We go again!

              Smallman1 To ledge the bants!

              In this instance, “ledge the bants” is code for “lick the butts”, so that it doesn’t look so dubious when Ed receives emails from his boss along the lines of:

              “Ed, those guys down at the Royal Albert Hall aren’t yet sure about our bus dev proposal to make them a club with nothing but all-night long Dixon sets - how ’bout you go over there and give those bants a good ledging, see if that doesn’t convince them!”.

                Could we set up a GoFundMe to pay for Edward Smallman getting clipped?

                Should be fairly reasonable - afterall he’s a sniper’s dream.

                  You can’t kill me, I’m the only one who does the bants and actually attends nightclubs regularly.