Guy at my office has been eating kebab and chips for lunch recently. Stinking the place out.

Absolute scum imo.

Try working with Sinos mate, slurping hot soup or vacuuming noodles into their gobs.

Just go out for lunch every day.

Problem solved.

Or work from home. Multiple problems solved.

  • C_J replied to this.

    Or chuck Smallman off a bridge in a sleeping bag with a lead weight.

    Also, multiple problems solved.

      bosstrabs

      That would only make any sense if you wanted him dead.

      This is about an amusing Viz Top Tip posted by the actual creator of this board referring to working from home. Lots of people are doing so because of the fucking state of our planet.

      You could follow the original post with maybe some light ‘frothy’ sort of uplifting anecdote of your own. No need to be nasty about how another race may eat food, nor how you would drown another fellow from this forum.

      I was wondering though - why waste a sleeping bag?

          ehitach2 Lots of people are doing so because of the fucking state of our planet.

          LOL - absolute bollocks that.

          1. Saving money
          2. Saving commuting time
          3. Doing fuck all.

              Appreciate ehitach2 having my back I must say.

              Thank you sir!

                Smallman1

                No worries, just to confirm - deffo wouldn’t waste a sleeping bag.

                  Am now in the office 4 days a week now.

                  Which is nice.

                    SM001 I do work from home. I’m talking about myself.

                      Smallman1

                      Why? Through choice as the Business Blippi tour de force? My office needs me!

                      Or what? The ‘where’ work takes place is laughably done if it’s on a laptop.

                          Sleeping bag or not, chucking shitneck off a bridge with a lead weight attached seems like a great idea. Crowd fund?

                          #Letsmakethishappen

                          I must say I’m continually confused by Hitachi v2’s posting.

                          A tour de force of board awkwardness.

                          Is he taking the piss out of me? I think he is. But why am I laughing?

                            Ed can’t give his boss and clients rim jobs over Zoom.

                              Another fail from HugeNo on the bants front.

                              We go again!

                              Smallman1 To ledge the bants!

                              In this instance, “ledge the bants” is code for “lick the butts”, so that it doesn’t look so dubious when Ed receives emails from his boss along the lines of:

                              “Ed, those guys down at the Royal Albert Hall aren’t yet sure about our bus dev proposal to make them a club with nothing but all-night long Dixon sets - how ’bout you go over there and give those bants a good ledging, see if that doesn’t convince them!”.

                                Could we set up a GoFundMe to pay for Edward Smallman getting clipped?

                                Should be fairly reasonable - afterall he’s a sniper’s dream.

                                  You can’t kill me, I’m the only one who does the bants and actually attends nightclubs regularly.

                                    seanc80 Should be fairly reasonable - afterall he’s a sniper’s dream.

                                    And hard to miss with that giraffe-like neck.

                                        Did I go to Fold to see Trikk and Ame last Saturday?

                                        I did!

                                        Am I off to see Jennifer Cardini on Friday at Phonox?

                                        I am!