Hugo stay or Hugo go - You Decide!
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I’m no fan of hugo, but I’m not for bans unless it’s really necessary (see flares). I just skip over 98% of his posts without reading them.
Now a “hide user post” function, that I’d be fine with.
Edit: that said, i voted to ban
HuGO or HuNO?
Keep him around. Mad as fuck but makes interesting reading.
I voted for Hugo to Mod. Don’t think he should be banned. Mad cunt but not a Flares level infection.
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Meanwhile, somewhere in Somerset, on a retirement village viewing holiday, there’s a bloke screaming at the coach driver to stop because ‘the Wi-Fi isnae fucking working’
Pleased to say I was an early voter for stay. Setting the trend as per
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I don’t want to see the cunt banned, that would be awful. Can we just delete all his posts? That seems like a happy medium to me.
I find it staggering that he’s more boring than usual in his own defence in this thread.
Along_the_Wire
You got the coach driver to stop then?
Banning Flares within 2 mins of a post would be amazing. Especially after he’s spent all morning coming up with some edgy new name for himself. Total perma ban within 120 secs. Can you imagine the absolute catastrophic nuclear holocaust this would cause to his self esteem. Hugo is prob a good egg and is going through a tough time right now. Giving as good as he gets but fuck me he needs to get on the ASPERGER pills.
I would be totally on board with Hugo being a mod if he proved to be that vigilant about any Flares presence.
Taking decisive action while Millsy is too busy upvoting his own posts and Homegrove is flailing around in some dank corner of the Marvel universe again.
Fuck, I would even probably be nice to the cunt if he was that on the ball.
I would imagine a thorough ban-notice letter would take a good few hours to write
I agree, I think he has chops for it. Everytime Alistair befouls a music thread or starts waving his Tory flag in favour of some ghoul he gets an instant time out also. Or at least he’s sent to some PROG re-education camp where he’s made burn his ‘I House’ bellytop and HARD TIMES leather trousers under a constant loop of Breeder - Sputnik.
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If the motion passes and Hugo is made a mod, please could Ed also be appointed his PA/secretary for the duration and filmed as part of an offbeat film or docudrama?
Draft script:
Hugo: "SMMMMAAAAALLLLLSSSS it’s 06:00 in the AM and we have got some moderating to do. Where you from Private Smalls?
Smallman: “Sir, ledging the bants in Tooting, natch, Sir!”
Hugo: Holy dog shit! Tooting? Only steers and queers come from Tooting, Private Smalls, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down."
Hilarity ensues. Guffaw guffaw.