• General

  • What is Dave doing with his time off?

zackster what time off? He’s still very much regularly lurking on here.

    Keeping close to drip updates from mandems.

    Dave is working on a BANTS themed bar in Beijing for absolute lightweights.

    We’re going to call it Operation Plant Pot.

    Chucks drinks in a plant pot, looks like Pol Pot.

    Lovely hip hop flow there Sean!

    It comes from within me like a sort of menstrual poetry

    So no one wants cow forehead boiled with oranges?

    Dave popping down to the wet market for his post office grub-scone.

    • Amps replied to this.

      Hursty yes, I hate it when 9/10ths of my weekly grub allotment spoil in the pantry.

        Dirty bitch didn’t even wash her hands

        zackster Wondering what that grub actually grows into? Some sort of flying elephant sized nightmare?

          Dave doing what he does best at the 35 second mark -

          Hursty Nothing goes to waste in China, you have to give them that

          They even send Dave’s old clobber to the rice paddy fields to put on the scarecrows.

            Ed posting a cultural reference/video clip? He’s been hacked!

            Zackster, do you realise you are only reposting someone else’s work in almost everything you post? You just trawl the net endlessly looking for links other people have created. No originality whatsoever. Literally a spam bot. Suggest creating some of your own material.

              Cankles-McJeggings I realize that I am a 21st century poster who keeps driving this forum forward whilst you are a capping Scotsman, and casualty of Jim’ll Fix It, with his kilt in a twist because both digital and analog life have passed him by.

              However I have studied your work, both good and bad, for ages now, and as a result I won’t allow your detractors to impact our friendship.

                Whilst a compete load of shit at least that post was all your own work. Keep it up.

                  Cankles-McJeggings Me posting someone else’s meme is like 98 era Sasha playing someone else’s record. This place is my Ricky’s.

                    Oh dear faus pax! Ricky’s was 88.

                    And it really isn’t. He was being creative and artistic. You just cut and paste someone else’s work. It’s called plagiarism.

                    Anyway I still love you Zackster. Since the lord took JT Pondwater away (rip) we should cherish our only living sepo. ❤️

                    Coming home to a fine meal after a full shift at the economics factory

                      Posted this in another thread but I’m guessing this is what Dave wears under his trackies when out on the town

                        Hursty, your address for Bants School admin please?

                          What are Sam’s pronouns again?

                          So brave

                          Gives kids something to aspire to I guess

                          alistair that’s Dave’s personal favourite, with all the trimmings of course!