So I’ll start with

For
Curry
Pubs
Pub food
Mates
The footy

Against

Pot holes (nuff said)

Phone signal wank
Lack of free WiFi that actually works.

Freezing cold.

Rude cunts absolutely everywhere

Petrol twice as expensive

Lego land everywhere

Everyone moaning. Anyone with any sense wants to leave , only immigrants want to live here.

No one wanting/can’t afford heating on

Guinness no longer better than in oz

No tuna in olive oil

No ring pulls on food cans in general

Charging for air on a garage forecourt 😆

Food approximately twice as expensive as Australia in supermarkets. Taken me a week to work it out but I’d estimate just under double.

Porsche, Mercedes, high end BMW’s and Audies littered fucking everywhere. Some cunts making money or they just lease hire them. Never noticed so many.

    Currently using olive oil from Snr’s residence in Corfu.

    Which is nice.

    For

    “Rave” culture pretty much intertwined with the fabric of mainstream culture, even if not obvious. We take it for granted here in the UK. After living in the States for 12 years, saying you are into house music rather than rap/rnb was on par with saying you are into sounds from the musicals here in the UK……and thats even living in NY/NJ for the majority of that time.

    Against

    The class system/West London/Home Counties unconscious bias ….burn the posho’s!!!

      Against:

      This particular breed of vape/MMA/tattooed/earplugs twat you see everywhere nowadays. Obviously not in places like central London, this is a strictly shit provincial town phenomenon.

      What’s with that ‘look’? Neck tattoo, intense stare, clouds of vape juice, but pushing a pushchair (and even trying to look uber-hard doing that).

        bosstrabs This particular breed of vape/MMA/tattooed/earplugs twat you see everywhere nowadays.

        Yeh horrible looking twats. Tbf Australia has ooodles of this type of neo uber cunt too.

          Cankles-McJeggings It looks good but I have an issue with this plating (not uncommon nowadays).

          The Yorkshire Pudding should be at the bottom, a crispy frill poking out of the gravy and meat juices, which should be pooling in its middle. That’s where it’s destined to be. What are you supposed to fucking do with it dry and plopped on the top?

              Along_the_Wire maybe it’s a northern tbing. No issues this end - swimming in the stuff.

              Surely Sainsbury’s would stick the same all over?
              Seems odd. Send me some up 😆👍

              Edit fuck me they do sell it. But just not in mine haha.

                Smallman1 Olive oil is for refined southerners only, hence why it’s not stocked oop north.

                Chips taste like absolute shit fried in olive oil, though, you stupid cunt.

                What else do you do with it? Dip bread in it? Yeah, like that’s really better than bread and butter?

                DAFT CUNT.

                  Smallman1
                  Actually very popular.

                  Generally comes in bottles with nice thick glass…

                    It’s also absolute shit for making a stir fry because of its low smoke point.

                    I laugh my absolute arse off when cunts like Jamie Oliver are on TV making a stir fry with fucking olive oil.

                    They’d get laughed out of town anywhere in East Asia.

                      bosstrabs It’s also absolute shit for making a stir fry because of its low smoke point

                      Sesame oil FTW

                          bosstrabs The Yorkshire Pudding should be at the bottom

                          Pretty sure you’re allowed to move it Dave. No rule that says you have to eat it exactly as it’s piled up.

                          Try it, rebel a little!!