Ed’s Beloved Uncle Missing at Sea!

zackster

Brave British Explorer and SNR’s younger brother Hamish Harding Smallman is MIA after embarking on a tour of the Titanic. This is horrific news and I am praying that they find your Lion Of England asap!

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/06/19/europe/titanic-shipwreck-vessel-missing-intl/index.html

Mad_Cyril

zackster
Looks like Tim Nice But Dim, so highly likely from Ed’s extended jean pool.

Us big doggs are discussing this over in the News thread. Come and join us if you like, will be a good development opportunity.

Or stay and talk about magic beans and Elon with Hursty 👍

Hursty

Literally no one cares about some billionaires stupid enough to go on a trip like this, I’ve no idea why the media insist on force feeding us this shit

Just noticed the pic, he was a blue origin wanker as well, how’s that project going?

C_J

Hursty em it’s a pretty compelling human drama mate - and a damn sight more interesting than the ceremonial roasting of Boris Johnson that we’ve had to endure for the last month

zackster

Britts trying to emulate our heroics never works out. James Cameron? Alive and well!

Hursty

C_J sorry I’m missing the drama part, they are toast unfortunately

Cankles-McJeggings

C_J damn sight more interesting than the ceremonial roasting of Boris Johnson that we’ve had to endure for the last month

I’ve absolutely loved that!

alistair

Hursty soggy toast

zackster

It appears that Rhouses’s uncle may have been there too!

Cankles-McJeggings

And brosaphine. Rip flat soggy fam x

Cankles-McJeggings

Why hasn’t Elon the fucking ghoul sent his shitty pedo sub to help?

The families will be pleased to know with water pressure at just over 2 tonnes per cm² when found they will be able to have their rellies sent first class letter post. 👍

Obvs I genuinely hope they find them all cuddled up alive. Just off the coast of Russia.

Homegrove

Nobody’s yet mentioned the sub company figured they don’t need all the safety measures because Space X doesn’t believe in them also? Elon continues to being a shiny example for all the worlds idiots.

Hursty

Homegrove So they are blaming another company due to their own shortcomings?

It’s not our fault, it’s Elon’s….lol

Homegrove

Hursty no. Just a shiny example where Elon-like thinking leads to. Reddit CEO is also been inspired by what Elon did to Twitter, and now that place is a mess too.

Wally

Homegrove I think reddit was caused by them not wanting to be scraped by AI models for free though aye? The handling of it was and remains a complete disaster like but there was a cause rather than ‘Rich moron thinks he can do whatever he wants’ - secondary side effect though the result is much the same.

Homegrove

Wally they could have asked third party apps for money yes, but the amount they did was clearly designed to kill them. Their own app sucks ass, and instead of making a good one (I use three far superior ones that were all free) they want to kill the competition.

Smallman1

They’ve heard banging apparently.

Just hope Hamish isn’t getting turned inside out by Rhouses’ uncle.

Dan

Thank heavens there’s a modern toilet and not Rhouse’s trusty bucket & rag.

Cankles-McJeggings

Dan Thank heavens there’s a modern toilet and not Rhouse’s trusty bucket & rag.

The banging will be them smashing the 2 Pakistanis heads on the sides for trying to shit in a hole in the floor.

Mad_Cyril

This is a tune to be fair