Hats off to the rescue teams risking their lives for these clowns
Ed’s Beloved Uncle Missing at Sea!
Can’t confirm this, obviously, but seeing reports that Rhouses’ younger cousin used up the last of the oxygen on the sub by singing All The Single Ladies whilst making what would ultimately be his final tiktok.
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HBO have confirmed the nondescript mediocre banging sound will be played by DJ Hernan Cattaneo in thier upcoming dramatisation.
Just been on the telly that even if they floated to the top they will still suffocate because it was bolted up from the outside 
Someone didn’t think this through.
Still no report why there’s no emergency beacon. Surely this has to be the most important aspect of all? You’d have had 2 or 3 of the fuckers going to those depths. Schoolboy error.
It was/is also controlled by a fucking playstation controller. Not a joke.
Yeh I watched the admiral chappy explaining about it. The one that said it was absolutely amateur hour.
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Some fireman swimming the channel has gone missing now. Surely again, an emergency beacon or GPS locator would have been essential.
In Australia it’s law to have an emergency beacon at sea no matter what size of vessel. As far as I’m aware even on jet ski’s. Purely because of the amount of money and manpower it drains emergency services looking for these fuckers.
This is such an unbelievable disaster that its very hard to believe its even happening. There are open-water Padi divers afraid to get their face wet that are more up on safety than these idiots.
Haha. True.
Yes!
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Trying not to think too hard about daddies billions.
The funniest outcome is now Hamish making a shock return after the grasping stepson nearly secures the bag and the only fans girl.
Should have a camera installed in these things for a live feed - security reasons obviously.
