Ed’s Beloved Uncle Missing at Sea!

Mad_Cyril

LT42 Without equalising, your skull will cave in at 20mtrs, never mind 3000.

Dermo’s skull is thicker than most so you may have to recalibrate!!

Cankles-McJeggings

My forehead is like Roy Keane’s. 6 inches thick.

hugopal

Cankles-McJeggings My forehead is like Roy Keane’s. 6 inches thick.

Explains why you’re so dumb - no room left inside for a brain.

Cankles-McJeggings

LT42

I knew it was utter bollox it just surprised me so many went with what was apparently a tik tok post without single expert being consulted or correcting them. It’s openly available on tinty if you haven’t seen it.

LT42

I’ve a mate who could easily be described as THICK, he sent a video into the group claiming NASA is faking the ISS because a video showed a womans hair looked weird, like it was stuck up with hairspray. If you google ISS Hairspray you’ll find some stuff. This all started from a flat earth group on Facebook and took off on Tik Tok. These platforms would do your head in, no pun intended.

Cankles-McJeggings

hugopal Explains why you’re so dumb - no room left inside for a brain.

Yes it may, but still no explanation as to why you’re such a tedious cunt? Expand?

Mad_Cyril

Front-foot Hugo is my favourite Hugo 💪

zackster

Lads, lads please! This is Uncle Hamish we are talking about here. Have some decorum!

Dan

Mad_Cyril

Engarde ⚔️

LT42

I bet the only thing they found near that sub related to human life was a pair of crocs, I can attest to their durable integrity around salt water environments.

Dan

LT42 A new low…

Hursty

LT42 winning 💪

Smallman1

Cankles-McJeggings The explosion it shows is definitely not consistent with an implosion

Lol!

Hursty

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/04/titan-sub-implosion-details-safety-oceangate-experts

This guy was clearly tapped, you wouldn’t even eat a dinner he had prepared, total loose cannon

zackster

For me the single craziest part is that he actually got into it. Like even ol’ Elon isn’t setting foot on one of his sus rockets. But this guy buys a fuselage from Boeing, that has been deemed too old for air travel, builds a fucking submersible our of it, and then gets in it HIMSELF. If this doesn’t demonstrate the existence of the capitalist death-drive then idk what does.

Cankles-McJeggings

including that its control system used Bluetooth. “Every sub in the world has hardwired controls for a reason – that if the signal drops out, you’re not fucked.”

😂

Millsy

“there were multiple points of failure”, including that its control system used Bluetooth. “Every sub in the world has hardwired controls for a reason – that if the signal drops out, you’re not fucked.”

Jesus. Well, duh

Millsy

Great minds

Hursty

Bluetooth to control mission critical systems, can’t see how this hasn’t become the standard for aircraft, this guy really was a pioneer!

Cankles-McJeggings

Hursty Bluetooth to control mission critical systems,

Although it said they all spent their last few minutes in the dark on their phones. Just think of all those conflicting Bluetooth signals sending the sub into loop the loops.

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