Well, let me tell you what a mad bastard I am.
I’m that fucking nuts that I managed to break a Pyrex-style dish when getting the colander out of the cupboard.
Huge piece of the cunt landed, pointy bit first, in my ring finger and stayed there until I pulled it out whilst squealing like Smallman when Darren’s round.
I am also going Elevenerife on my holidays next year 💪
